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The Incorrectness of Santa
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Dad using a child's tricycle to do a stunt while mom and a child look on
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"We don't mind the clones watching 'Roseanne,' but I don't think they should stay up for Charlie Rose."
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'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'
'There's too much violence on TV!'
"I don't understand... We're getting the word out! Why is business so slow?"
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"Remember, theres a right way to do things and there's your father's way."
The little engine that wouldn't.
"Dad, can you read?"
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"I just pray to God that none of those poor, dear, innocent children ever see you when you get like this!"
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'Dude...we work at a recycling center.'
'After all these years you'd think I'd see that coming.'
'Words that an create a monster!!'
"Sorry to break it to you like this, son, but you're not adopted."
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"My dad's a recovering role model, too."
"The ethics committee apologizes for running off to Vegas with company funds, and promises to work overtime to make amends."
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"Why is the opposition so incompetent?"
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Statues have been removed because there are no heroes any more.
"Mind if I smoke?"
"Do as I say -- not as I do!"
"Be good, son. Mom and dad are out to act a little bit anti-social."
"Remember - swipe left, then right, then text and cross."
Tags:road safety, text, texts, text message, text messages, texting, swiping, mobile phone, false message, danger, responsibility, curb, pedestrian, teaching, remember, led astray, misinformation, road-safety, distraction, distractions, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, bad examples, bad role model, bad role models
"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"
Tags:pastor, pastors, preacher, preachers, preaching, vicar, vicars, minister, ministers, priest, priests, bad habit, bad habits, belching, belch, belches, rude, rudeness, bible, bibles, bible reading, bible readings, role model, role models, bad role model, bad role models, sunday school, sunday schools
'It stands for 'What Would Paris Hilton Do?'. I like to keep the bar set low.'