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"O.K., her mouth is full—run over and ask her if everything is O.K.!"
Tags:wait staff, waiting staff, waiter, waiters, eating out, dining out, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, restaurant, bad restaurant, bad restaurants, talking with your mouth full, speaking with your mouth full, take advantage, taking advantage, polite, politeness, inconsiderate, lazy, laziness, rude, rudeness
"I don't know what's wrong, but, if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like your car is talking."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, talking car, talking cars, hood, hoods, car hood, car hoods, bonnet, bonnets, car bonnet, car bonnets, open and close, wrong, problem, problems, bad mechanic, bad mechanics, bad service, bad customer service, useless
"When offering the wine list, we don't say, 'Something to wash that down with'!"
Tags:catering, caterers, caterer, hospitality and catering, cafe, cafes, diner, diners, eating out, dining, out, customer, customers, bad customers, bad customer, monotony, monotonous, boredom, bored, boring, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, servers, server, restaurant, lunch hour, lunch hours, lunch-hour, lunch-hours, lunch time, lunch times, lunchtimes, lunchtime, lunch, lunches, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, bad service, bad customer, service, getting your own back
"If you should need anything else, you can call me on my cell."
"Yours was the blue Prius with the two stoners passed out in back, right?"
Tags:continuity, continuation, continue, continued, continuing, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, phone call, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, phonecall, call, calls, called, reception, receptions, bad reception, receiver, phone call etiquette, manner, manners, tunnel, tunnels, bad service, service, heaven, calls from heaven, telecomm, telecomms
"I'd recommend this."
Tags:eating out, dining out, restaurant, waitstaff, waiting staff, waiter, waiters, recommendation, recommendations, chefs special, chef's special, unprofesional, professionalism, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, sharing, sharing food, sharing a meal
Movers throwing boxes out of a truck
Tags:moving, moving house, moving homes, moving van, moving vans, moving truck, moving trucks, van, vans, truck, trucks, moving company, moving companies, removal company, removals, companies, removalist, removalists, mover, movers, worker, workers, game, games, toss, throw, fragile, breakables, breakable, customer service, service, bad service, bad customer service, maltreatment, mishandle, mishandling, damage, damaging, breaking, smashing, accident, accidents, playing, fooling around, real estate, property, properties, relocation, relocation service, relocation services, personal property, box, boxes, goods, furniture, household goods, personal goods, rough, remover, removers, this end up, dropping
Git It 'N' Git
"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, couple, couples, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, customer, customers, patron, patrons, guest, guests, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, waiting, wait, long wait, tic-tac-toe, tic tac toe, xs and os, noughts and crosses, game, games, drawing, drawings, meal, meals, food, bad service, slow service, table, tables, tablecloth, tablecloths
"Get me room service."
"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, meal, meals, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer service, service, menu, menus, ordering, order, orders, bad service, bad customer service, rude service, rude waiter, bad waiter, rude waiters, bad waiters, rude server, bad server, rude servers, bad servers, calorie, calories, counting calories, calorie cap, calorie caps, caloric intake, weight, watching your weight, diet, diets, dieting, going on a diet, losing weight, weight-loss, restriction, restrictions, restricting calories, overeating, chocolate cake, chocolate cakes, dessert, desserts, obesity, obesity crisis
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."
Tags:theres a fly in my soup, there's a fly in my soup, fly, flies, soup, soups, eating out, dining out, waiter, waiters, customer service, bad service, poo, poos, excrement, human excrement, table service, complaint, complain, complaints, complaining, customer complaint, customer complaints, irony, ironic, fourth fall, break the fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, crouton, croutons
"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"
Tags:eating out, dining out, restaurant, waiter, waiters, waitstaff, waiting staff, maitre d, maitre d', insult, insults, insulted, mistake, mistakes, bad table, bad tables, changing table, changing tables, punishments, revenge, getting revenge, hospitality, hospitality industry, bad customer, bad customers, bad service
"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."
Tags:eating out, dining out, waiter, waiters, service, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, restaurant, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, dog, dogs, dog bite, dog bites, rude customer, rude customers, intimidate, intimidation, intimidating, threat, threats, threatening, privilege, privileged, getting your way
"An excellent selection, Madam. Yours was O.K., too, sir."
"A low-level person who doesn't mean anything will see you now."
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, the doctor will see you now, unexpected, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting, appointment, appointments, hierarchy, hierarchies, superior, superiors, contradict, contradiction, irony, ironic, bad service, customer service, announce, announcement, announcements
"The booths are for parties of four or more."
"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service charges!"
Tags:commuting, commuter, commuters, transportation, public transportation, public transit, passenger, passengers, train, trains, subway, subways, metro, metros, underground, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, warning, warnings, service change, service changes, service, bad service, delay, delays, delayed, late, wizard, wizards, forewarning, foreshadowing, foretelling, journey, journeys, modern life
"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
Tags:coffee, getting coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, customer service, bad customer service, bad service, slow service, lazy, laziness, overstaffed, over-staffed, over complicated, over complication, over-complicated, over-complication, coffee bar, coffee bars, shirk, shirking, work idle, work-idle, impatient, impatience, irritated, irritating, decaf, decaf coffee, modern life, modern times, barista, baristas, red tape, committee, committees, liaison, liaisons, corporate structure, corporate structure s
Tags:you called, text, texts, texting, smartphone addicts, smartphone addiction, smartphone addict, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, waiting staff, waitstaff, waiter, waiters, eating out, dining out, bad customer service, bad service
"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."
Tags:paris, france, french, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans, tourist, tourism, tourists, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer service, service, bad service, bad customer service, independent, independence, liberty, freedom, individualism, individualistic, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, vain, egotistic, attitude, attitudes, superpower, superpowers, global superpower
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, service station, service stations, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, car repairs, vehicle repairs, transportation, nap, naps, naptime, nap time, sleeping, snoozing, break, breaks, taking a break, breaktime, break time, customer service, service, bad service, bad customer service