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'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'
'Brad, you really must do something about that acne.'
"Ask me again once your skin clears up." Never propose in broad daylight.
Pick Your Own Zits.
"Haven't you heard? 75 is he new 15! That explains your annoying outbreak of pimples!"
Nonsense, Dad–you look fabulous!
"Your skin. Genuine Leather."
Tags:cow, cows, leather, genuine leather, cattle, skin condition, skin conditions, bad skin, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, farm animal, farm animals, doctor's appointments
"Cheer up. Your dad had so many pimples in high school, we played connect-the-dots on his yearbook photo."
The fountain of puberty
Tags:fountain of youth, fountain, fountains, fountain of puberty, youth, puberty, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, adolescent, adolescents, adolescence, acne, pimple, pimples, bad skin, awkward, body changes, lanky, tall, short, overweight, skinny, wish, wishing, wishing fountain, be careful what you wish for
'Don't worry about those craters. Photoshop can take care of them."
'You're lying. I can read you like a book.'
"Is that like having really bad skin or something?"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, english, language arts, teacher life, oedipus, tragic flaw, flaw, flaws, problem, problems, health, skin, skin problem, skin problems, bad skin, beauty, from the mouths of babes, misunderstanding, confused, confusion, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school
'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'
"I've always dreamed of dating a dermatologist."
"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."
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Emotions getting old.
"This zit is growing way out of control!"
'Yes, I did use drugs when I was your age, but they were all acne medications.'
'I come here whenever I begin to fret about stretchmarks.'
'I wouldn't, it just gave me acne.'
'So much for high definition TV!'