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If Dogs Made Perfume
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"When I was your age. I was really smelly."
Tags:gorgonzola, camembert, brie, cheese, cheeses, cheese shop, cheese shops, younger generation, younger generations, smell, smells, smelly cheese, smelly cheeses, bad smell, bad smells, next generation, next gen, dairy, dairy product, dairy products, soft cheese, soft cheeses, older generation, older generations, taunt, taunts, taunting, delusion, delusions, delusional, delusions of grandeur
"Out with the old fish, in with the new."
Tags:out with the old, out with the old in with the new, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, seafood, seafood restaurant, seafood restaurant, fish, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, smelly fish, old fish, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, bad smell, bad smells, restaurant, catering, caterer, caterers, food prep, food preparation
Tags:farts, road sign, road signs, gas, gasses, gases, wind, winds, high winds, sign, signs, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, gas attack, gas attacks, smell, smells, bad smell, bad smells, stink, stinks, stinky, road trip, road trips, long distance, long distances, caution, caution sign, caution signs, warn, warns, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs
Scranton the Ride
A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.
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Fragrances counter for dogs.
"The full bodied merlot covers up the stench nicely."
Tags:merlot, merlots, wine, wines, alcohol, alcohols, wine tasting, wine tastings wine taster, wine tasters, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, wine assessor, wine assessors, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, flavouring, flavourings, flavoring, flavorings, sewage, sewages, sewage works, drain, drains, sewage drain, sewage drains, smell, smells, bad smell, bad smells, sewage smell, sewage smells, fish, fishes, dead fish, green issue, green issues, environmental activist, environmental activists
'What's that smell?'
Even the skunk blames the dog.
"Do you smell something?"
Tags:shoe, shoes, boot, boots, footwear, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, children's story, children's stories, the old woman who lived in a shoe, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, architecture, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, smell, smelly, smelly shoes, smelly feet, odor, odors, odour, odours, foot odor, foot odour, stink, stinks, stinky, bad smell, bad smells, bad odor, bad odors, bad odour, bad odours, problem, problems, real estate, property, properties
In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.
"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."
'I'm not kidding! Poop used to stink.'
Beware of dogs breath.
"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."
"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."
Tags:skunk, skunks, stink, stinks, bad smell, bad smells, smelly, pin the tail on the donkey, party game, party games, bad idea, bad ideas, dumb idea, dumb ideas, donkey, donkeys, stinkbomb, stinkbombs, stink bomb, stink bombs, fumigate, fumigates, fumigating, fumigation, smelly, awful smell, awful smells
The real reason dogs stick their heads out of car windows...
Tags:bad smell, bad smells, pungent smell, pungent smells, gardening chore, gardening chores, garden chore, garden chores, chore, chores, faint, faints, fainting, gardening jargon, gardening term, gardening terms, gardening terminology, green fingers, gardening tip, gardening tips, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, thelwell
An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.
Tags:water gardening, water garden, water gardens, water ornament, water ornaments, pond, ponds, garden chore, garden chores, yard chore, yard chores, chore, chores, green fingers, gardening tip, gardening tips, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, bad smell, bad smells, clean out, clean outs, cleaning out, thelwell
'But then, ironically, your feet would be killing me. Leave them on.'
'Eww! Gross! You smell really good. Have you been in the rose garden again?'
I Stink Therefore I Am...