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"I'm the victim of negative advertising."
Tags:report card, report cards, grade, grades, grading, bad grade, bad grades, negative ad, negative ads, negative advertising, campaign ad, campaign ads, bad student, bad students, political ad, political ads, politician, future politician, future politicians, excuse, excuses, advertising, victim, victims, victimhood, lame excuse, lame excuses, skirt blame, skirts blame, skirting blame
"Don't worry. You'll just be giving an informal seminar."
"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, education, schooling, literacy, literate, illiterate, illiteracy, student, students, bad student, bad students, studying, big words, intelligence, language, vocab, vocabulary, learned, forgetting, forgot, unprofessional, unqualified
Caution. Father could explode at any moment!
Tags:report card, report cards, grade, grades, bad grade, bad grades, elementary school, elementary schools, bad marks, anger, angers, angry, father, fathers, dad, dads, caution, cautions, caution sign, caution signs, warning sign, warning signs, explode, explodes, exploding, bad student, bad students, son, sons
Express Lane: 10 or less quibbles about grades
Tags:teacher, teachers, teaching, head master, head masters, speak to the head, quibbles about grades, grade quibbles, questioning grades, pushy parents, pushy parent, that parant, those parants, modern teaching, worst part of the job, marking, grade, grades, school grade, school grades, student, students, bad student, bad students, express lane, express lanes
Teacher to other: 'The parents I love the most are the ones I never have to talk to.'
"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."
'Who threw that?'
"I can't read my handwriting either."
Tags:handwriting, bad handwriting, student, students, teacher, teachers, teacher life, marking, marking work, school work, schoolwork, homework, class works, homework assignment, homework assignments, illegible, bad student, bad students, incompetent, incompetence, failing student, failing students, essay, essays, writing essays, teacher life
"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."
'My teacher says this report card should not be taken as an indictment of my heredity or home environment.'
"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"
Tags:russian, russians, hacker, hackers, hacking, hack, hacks, hacking scandal, hacking scandals, russian hacker, russian hackers, meddle, meddles, meddling, bad grade, bad grades, bad mark, bad marks, excuses, excuse, excusing, lying, lie, lies, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, poor excuse, poor excuses, student, students, bad student, bad students
"Med school was a blast."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, med school, medical school, doctor school, school, schools, education, training, blast, fun, enjoyable, diploma, diplomas, certificate, certificates, certification, questionable, bad student, bad students, studying, student, students
"Is there anything I can do for extra credit, like give you money?"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, professor, professors, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, failing, bad grade, bad grades, bad mark, bad marks, extra credit, money, bribe, bribes, bribing, buy off, buyoff, payoff, bad student, bad students
"Dang, I wish she would go back to handing out progress reports again like the rest of them."
"Unfortunately all evidence of your son's intelligence is purely anecdotal."
"Did I seriously reach a higher plane of existence for this?"
Tags:buddhism, buddhist, buddhist monk, buddhists, buddhist monks, monk, monks, om, oms, ohm, ohms, sacred sound, sacred sounds, hinduism, pranava, aksara, jainism, sikh, sikhism, meditate, meditates, meditation, meditating, pupil, pupils, student, students, bore, bored, boring, boredom, enlightenment, unenlightened, unenlightenment, bad student, bad students, disobedient, mistake, mistakes, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustration, frustrations, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders
"I was going to bring an apple for the teacher too, but since the marking period is approaching, I decided to bring an apple pie."
Tags:apple, apples, bribe, bribes, bribery, apple pie, apple pies, teacher's pet, teachers pet, teacher's pets, teachers pets, good student, good students, bad student, bad students, teacher, teachers, classroom, classrooms, school, schools, marking period, exam period, grade, grades, grading, school report, school reports
'I know I failed all the tests and never handed in any finished assignments. So what's your point?'
"My professor didn't expect me to graduate."
"Bobby's not learning anything and he's very disruptive in class, but his self-esteem is in great shape!"
Tags:parent, parents, teacher, teachers, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, disrupt, disrupts, disruptive, disruptiveness, problem child, problem children, difficult student, difficult students, bad student, bad students, arrogant, arrogance, learn nothing, learning nothing, bad attitude, bad attitudes
"You've been suspended from school for a week? Who's being punished here, you or me?"
"Why can I only cross 'right' or 'wrong'? What about 'I don't care', 'I don't give a damn' or 'How should I know'?"
"I like my World History teacher. If I get a 'C,' he calls it 'trying hard.' If I get a 'B,' he calls it 'studying hard'."
"Baldo got a 'B' average on his final report card! Can you believe it?"
Tags:baldo, report card, report cards, bad grade, bad grades, good grade, good grades, b average, b plus average, gpa, gpas, grade point average, grade point averages, grade, grades, bad student, bad students, high gpa, high gpas, anticipation, final grade, final grades, pray, prays, praying, prayer, power of prayer, catholic, catholics