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"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."
Your Tip So Far
"It's your tip to lose."
Toasterman, Pancakeboy, and Mr. Overeasy At The Diner Of The Superheroes WIth Their Archenemy, The Nickel Tipper
"Yes, I remember you. I recommend the house Merlot. It goes well with a bad tip."
'You'll be asked to rate my service after the meal, so could you give me a little hint just how much you expect from me?'
A shameless plug!
"Forgive my ignorance. What is the correct tip amount?"
'I appreciate your enthusiasm in serving me but I never tip more than 15 percent.'
'I eat in a different restaurant every day.' - 'I don't tip either.'
'Why be upset about the 2 tip? They left over half their bottle of Chateau Petrus.'
'Your ten percent tip.'
'I told you the waiter would remember you gave him a 2 cent tip the last time.'
'Have you been tipping low again?'
"Tipping before the meal helps me ascertain the level of service you may or may not receive."
"I thought the robotic server was amusing until it demanded it's tip in bitcoins."