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"She does this when she's tired."
Tags:parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, child, kid, kids, childhood, misbehaving, badly behaved, behaving badly, misbehaved, acting out, tantrums, tantrum, throwing a tantrum, destructive behaviour, saw, saws, chainsaw, chainsaws, insubordinate, insubordination, challenging behaviour, melt down, melt downs, tired, tiredness, sleepy, furniture, destruction, destructive, terrible twos, terrible 2s
"About Timmy's behavior – let's take a look at some recent footage form Ms. Cindy's bodycam."
Tags:parent teacher meeting, parent teacher meetings, teacher, teachers, teaching, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, badly behaved, misbehavior, misbehaviour, misbehaving, behavior, behaviour, school, schools, policing, policing schools, police officer, police officers, law enforcement, bodycam, bodycams, criminalising children, criminalizing children
"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."
Tags:let boys be boys, boys will be boys, kid, kids, child, children, spoiled, spoils, spoil, spoiling, destructive, destruction, bad, badness, badly, badly behaved, bad behaviour, little monster, little monsters, destroy, destroyed, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, fatherhood, respect, disrespectful, disrespect
"Saturday night, Your Eminence. The nuns are ready for their bath."
Tags:pope, priest, priests, nunnery, nuns, nun, religion, religions, religious, eminence, superiority, superior, abstinence, celibate, celibacy, creep, creepy, religious women, obedience, sisters, bathing, cleaning, clean, sinful, sins, sinning, hypocrite, hypocritical, hypocrites, look but don't touch, badly behaved
'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'
'But Mom, every man wants to make his mark on the world!'
"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"
Tags:kids, children, families, dogs, boys, sitting in corner, kid, child, nursery, kindergarten, playschool, naughty corner, dog, copy, copying, imitate, imitation, excuse, excuses, education, school, class, classroom, teacher, teachers, teach, teaching, clean, cleaning, lick, corner, misbehaved, misbehaving, scold, scolding, scolded, badly behaved
"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."
Tags:golf, golfs, golfer, golfers, golfing, divot, divots, inconsiderate, thoughtless, rude, rudeness, etiquette, bad etiquette, golfer etiquette, golf etiquette, poor etiquette, bad behavior, bad behaviors, bad behaviour, bad behaviours, badly behaved, ill-mannered, ill mannered, replacing divots, replace your divots, always replace your divots, golf care, golf maintenance, maintenance
'Don't you realize, Jason, that when you throw furniture out of the window and tie your sister to a tree, you make Mommy and Daddy very sad.'
"You be the Boogey man tonight!"
Tags:married, marriage, parents, parenting, bed, beds, bedroom, boogey, man, frighten, frightening, scare, scares, child, children, behaviour, badly behaved, bad parents, bad parenting, your turn, taking turns, naughty children, creature, creatures, depict, depicting, pretend, pretending, monster, monsters, horror, horror movie, horror film
"Someone's been hacking into my computer, too, and now I'm a lifetime member of Hot Wet Coeds."
Tags:goldilocks, fictional, fictional characters, fictional character, children, childrens stories, story, technology, tech, computer, computer hack, hacker, hackers, websites, three bears, bear, bears, badly behaved, bad behavior, bad behaviour, subscription, subscribe, subscribers, subscriber, computer, computers, search history, password, passwords, password protection, password protected, fairy tale, fairytale
"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."
"How is everything?"
"I've got three pre-schoolers at home so I had to memorize the Serenity Prayer."
Tags:serenity prayer, prayer, prayers, serenity, toddler, toddlers, badly behaved, badly-behaved, poorly-behaved, poorly behaved, preschooler, preschoolers, preschool, preschools, pre-schooler, pre-shoolers, pre-school, pre-schools, parenting, triplet, triplets, busy parents, busy parenting, difficult child, difficult children
"Son, your mother and I want another child."
Tags:parenthood, kid, kids, bad seed, naughty children, bad behavior, bad behaviour, badly-behaved, badly behaved, adopt, adopts, adoption, siblings, replace, replacement, replaces, replacements, substitute, substitutes, substitution, substitutions, sibling, siblings, regret, regrets, regretful, changing your mind, rethinking, rethink, rethinks, second thought, second thoughts
'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'
'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'
'I didn't know you had a heated pool!'
'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'
'What did you do for your parents to have Supernanny on speed dial?'
"My brother never gets into trouble for anything...he has all his excuses on file and alphabetized!"
"Can Kenny come out to play havoc?"
'Excuuuse me! Please don't touch my Father!'
'Is it my fault they didn't send me to obedience school?'
'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'