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"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, adam, eve, adam and eve, first humans, creation story, creation myth, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, food, bagel, bagels, lox, salmon, jewish cuisine, jewish, jewish delicacies, choice, choices, tempting, temptation, original sin
"Jalapeño was our first bagel to go platinum."
Tags:jalapeno, jalapenos, bagel, bagels, flavor, flavors, flavour, flavours, gold record, gold records, platinum record, platinum records, deli, delis, award, awards, bestseller, bestsellers, bestselling, trophy, trophies, trophy case, trophy cases, music business, music industry, status symbol, status symbols
"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."
Tags:everything bagel, everything bagels, bagel, bagels, poem, poems, poet, poets, poetry, frost, robert frost, road less traveled, road less travelled, road not taken, option, options, mess, messes, messy, messy food, messy foods, foodie, foodies, new york, new york city, new york bagel, new york bagels, breakfast, breakfasts, wisdom, wise, wise woman, wise women, makes a mess, makes a mess, making a mess
"I want a bagel!"
Tags:bagel, bagels, salmon, lox, cream cheese, new york bagel, new york bagels, bear, bears, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, choosy, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, family dinner, family dinners, unappreciated, underappreciated, spawn, spawns, spawning
"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."
Tags:genie, genies, genie in a lamp, magic lamp, magic lamps, aladdin, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, toaster, toasters, bagel, bagels, breakfast, breakfast time, breakfast bagel, breakfast bagels, wish, wishes, three wishes, 3 wishes, advice, good advice, mod con, mod cons, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances
"Don't look now, but those onion bagels are following us again."
Tags:bagel, bagels, street food, food cart, food carts, food trucks, food truck, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, market, marketing, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, healthy eating, multigrain, multigrain bagel, life choices, life choice, unhappy, unhappiness, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, mental health, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, mental health issue, mental health issues, reassess, reassessing, life goal, life goals, first world problems, misery, miserable, life cycle, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."
Tags:chicken, chickens, bird, birds, pig, pigs, animal, animals, domestic animals, domestic animal, domestic, farm, farm animal, farm animals, food, foodies, food critic, food critics, pretentious, snob, snobby, snobbish, picky, critical, neighbors, neighbours, neighborhood, neighbourhood, city, cities, country, countryside, talking animals, talking animal, food, foods, baked goods, bagels, bagel
"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."
Tags:bagel, bagels, street food, blueberry bagel, blueberry bagels, fruit bagel, fruit bagels, political campaign, political campaigns, political candidate, political candidates, politician, politicians, east coast, west coasts, popularity, opinion poll, opinion polls, voter, voters, voting, electoral campaign, electoral campaigns, favorite food, favorite bagel, favorite bagels, favourite food, favourite bagel, favourite bagels
A priest with a halo over his head encounters a Jewish man with a bagel over his head.
Schindler's grocery list
"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"
'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'
"IOU 1 BAGEL."
Tags:breakfast, mornings, food, toaster, toasters, toast, making toast, burn, burnt, burned, burning, smoke, smoking, iou, i.o.u., i owe you, bagel, bagels, kitchen, kitchens, appliance, appliances, faulty, broken, rogue, uncooperative, useless, overcooked, burnt toast, burnt bagel, burned toast, burned bagel, ruined, bad day
'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'
"The bagels—they just keep getting bigger, no?"
"I'd like you to meet Herb...on earth he was in the bagel business."
'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'
'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'
Lox Ness Monster
"Well I don't like frozen bread. I come from a culture of soft bread. Yours are hard-breaded people."
Tags:judaism, matzoh, bagel, bagels, rye, bread, breads, hard bread, hard breads, soft bread, soft breads, freezer, freezers, frozen bread, frozen breads, cultural clash, culture clash, culture clashes, cultural differences, culture differences, jewish, domestic, domestics, cultural difference, jewish cuisine, jewish food
"Aw, shoot! There goes 'tax-free bagel Tuesdays'."
Tags:tax, taxes, tax cheat, tax cheats, irs, irs seizure, irs seizures, business seizure, business seizures, failure to pay, failures to pay, under new management, business closure, business closures, bagel, bagels, tax free, tax-free, oppressive taxes, oppressive taxation, high tax, high taxes, taxation, excessive taxation