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'Any restrictions on the amount of luggage you can lose?'
Cow on the Luggage Carousel
A passenger on a plane watches as a truck labeled "Lostluggage.com" drives away from the plane he is on.
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, luggage, baggage, bag, bags, lost, lost & found, lost and found, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, problem, problems, customer service, service, modern life, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, traveling, travelling
"We don't consider you luggage 'lost', we like to think it's off on an adventure."
"You can pack this back up now."
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, security, protection, safety, luggage, baggage, customs, tsa, t.s.a., transportation security administration, department of homeland security, us customs and border protection, officer, officers, scanner, scanners, metal detector, metal detectors, detector, detectors, screening, screenings, security screening, security screening, unpacked, destroyed, packing, tourism, travel, air travel
"I want to report some counterfeit luggage."
Skeletons in the "California Closet"
Tags:skeleton, skeletons, dead body, dead bodies, bones, bone, skull, skulls, skeletons in the closet, baggage, emotional baggage, past, past indiscretions, secret, secrets, sordid secrets, closet, closets, furniture company, furniture companies, organised, organized, wardrobe, wardrobes, walk in wardrobe, walk in wardrobes
"Just let me handle my demons and we'll be all set."
Tags:airport, airports, arrivals, luggage collection, luggage carousel, luggage carousels, demon, demons, inner demon, inner demons, fight my demons, handle my demons, inner turmoil, stress, stresses, baggage, emotional baggage, pun, puns, wordplay, play on words, visual pun, visual puns, holiday makers, holiday maker, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations
'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'
"No wonder we could get tickets."
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, baggage, baggage hold, baggage holds, baggage area, luggage, luggage hold, luggage holds, luggage area, luggage handler, luggage handlers, baggage handler, baggage handlers, loading, cheap, frugal, saving money, budget travel, traveling on a budget, travelling on a budget, ticket, tickets, cheap airline, cheap airlines, cheap flight, cheap flights, budget airline, budget airlines, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, travel, tourism, economy, economy class
"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, western, wild west, the wild west, horse, horses, luggage, baggage, suitcase, suitcase, phone call, phone calls, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, sticker, stickers, souvenir, souvenirs
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, security, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, safety, bomb, bombs, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, security dog, security dogs, bomb dog, bomb dogs, luggage, baggage, border control, customs, officer, officers, screening officer, screening officers, screening, security screening, scan, scanning, scanner, protect, protection, dog handler, dog handlers, explosive, explosives, ineffective, useless, incompetent, air travel, transportation, flying, tsa, tsa agent, agent, tsa officer, transportation security officer, transportation security administration, homeland security, department of homeland security, screening equipment, bomb detection, canine, canines, terror, terrorism
'...and did you pack the bag yourself?'
A turkey on a baggage carousel
"My emotional baggage is knockoff."
Tags:baggage, emotional baggage, emotion, emotions, emotional, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling
Tags:myth, myths, mythology, mythological, mythologies, legend, legends, greek myth, roman myth, greek myths, roman myths, baggage, tsa, bags, luggage, luggages, security, airport security, airline, airport, airports, travels, travelling, security x ray, x ray, x-ray, security x-ray, pandora, pandora's box, pandoras box, privacy, private, personal privacy
'Only one carry-on.'
How to deal with rude customers.
"They finally found my lost luggage from 1972."
Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.
"Hi, Dad. Investment banking wasn't that great after all."
Tags:family, families, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, father, fatherhood, son, sons, return home, returning home, empty nester, empty nesters, living with parents, career, failed career, difficult career, job, work, unemployment, investment banking, business, bank, banks, money, welcome home, suitcase, suitcases, luggage, baggage, doorstep, family home
"Shlep your bags for you, ma'am?"