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"But if they're banned, where will I find poetry in the unexpected?"
Tags:poet, poets, poetry, poem, poems, plastic bag, plastic bags, plastic, bag, bags, juan olivarez, whimsy, whimsical, whimsies, plastic ban, plastic bans, single use plastic, single use plastics, single-use plastic, single-use plastics, unexpected, unexpectedness, literary figure, literary figures
"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, nothing to declare, contraband, contraband items, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aiplane, airplanes, travel, travelling, travellers, customs, border control, border protection, jack and the beanstalk, giant beanstalk, jack and the giant beanstalk, jack and the magic beanstalk, fairy tale, fairy tales, unattended luggage, unattended bag, unattended bags, unattended baggage, luggage, bag, bags, bagg, security guard, security guards, age, hold luggage, cabin luggage, law enforcement, law enforcer, federal law enforcement, illegal item, illegal items, smuggling, smuggler, accident, accidental, mistake, biologicals, banned biologicals, agricultural permit, agricultural permits
A passenger on a plane watches as a truck labeled "Lostluggage.com" drives away from the plane he is on.
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, luggage, baggage, bag, bags, lost, lost & found, lost and found, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, problem, problems, customer service, service, modern life, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, traveling, travelling
"Now boarding-all the people who pushed their way in front of the people supposed to be boarding."
Tags:queue, queuing, queues, queued, pushing, queue jumping, queue jumped, board, boarding, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplane, steward, stewardess, stewards, stewardesses, passenger, passengers, pushing, pushed, push, airport, airports, board, luggage, bag, bags, wait, waiting, line, waiting in line, order, orders, skip, skip the queue
The horn of paper
"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"
Tags:subway, train, trains, metro, underground, tube, seat, seats, seat hog, seat hogs, hogging the seat, garbage bag, garbage bags, rubbish bag, rubbish bags, bag, bags, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, married life, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, dead, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, murder, murders, murdered, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, killed, widow, widows, stuff, wife, wives, husband, husbands
Unlike responsible marsupials, Sheila didn't give a darn about the environment,
Tags:kangaroo, kangaroos, roo, roos, australia, australian, plastic, plastics, bag, bags, ignorant, ignorance, waste, wastes, wasteful, marsupial, marsupials, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, supermarket, supermarkets, irresponsible, irresponsibility, wallaby, wallabys, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."
Tags:consumerism, consumerist, shopaholic, shopaholics, shop, shops, shopping, shop 'til you drop, shop till your drop, shopping spree, shopping spree, retail therapy, buy, buys, buying, consumer, consumers, consumption, service economy, service economies, self-taught, prodigy, prodigies, bag, bags, retail store, retail stores, educated, self-educated, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, materialist, materialism, materialists
Caveman wheels stone wheel suitcase.
Tags:suitcase, suitcases, caveman, cavemen, primitive, primitives, hunter gatherers, hunter-gatherers, hunter gatherer, hunter gatherer, travel, travelling, prehistoric, wheeling, wheels, journey, journeys, journeying, packing, packs, packed, bag, bags, bagged, holdall, wheel, wheels, wheeling, wheeled, roll, rolling, rolls, rolled, invent, invention, inventions
Although gravity had taken its toll Connie, she had devised a way to look youthful...
"Are you going bowling or is that Prada?"
Tags:bowling, bowling bag, ten-pin bowling, tenpin bowling, bag, bags, handbag, hand bag, handbags, purse, purses, fashion, designer, designers, designer bag, designer bags, fashion faux pas, fashions, fashionable, fashionista, insult, insulting, snide comment, snide comments, relationship, relationships, bad relationship, long-term relationships, marriage, marriages, failing marriage, unhappy marriage, old married couple, belittle, belittling, designer label, designer labels
"We don't consider you luggage 'lost', we like to think it's off on an adventure."
Urban Trail Mix
Tags:medicine, medicines, pharmaceuticals, pill, pills, tablet, tablets, medical, drug, meds, food, snack, snacks, almond, almonds, trail mix, bag, bags, baggie, baggies, urban, city, city living, city life, urban life, over medicate, over-medicate, self-medication, self-medicate, self medication, self medicate, health, big pharma, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, drug companies, drug company
'Ron is very concerned about identity theft.'
Tags:id, identity, identities, concern, concerns, concerned, theft, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, stealer, paper, bag, bags, cover, covers, covering, worry, worries, worried, worrying, protect, protects, protection, protections, fraud, fraudulent, care, careful, carefulness, close to home
Fendi Bag Lady
A turkey on a baggage carousel
Students with backpacks walk in front of doors marked School Counselor, School Nurse, and School Chiropractor.
'Glad to see folks like you using reusable shopping bags. We're saving a lot of trees! Here's your receipt.'
Tags:myth, myths, mythology, mythological, mythologies, legend, legends, greek myth, roman myth, greek myths, roman myths, baggage, tsa, bags, luggage, luggages, security, airport security, airline, airport, airports, travels, travelling, security x ray, x ray, x-ray, security x-ray, pandora, pandora's box, pandoras box, privacy, private, personal privacy
'Only one carry-on.'
How to deal with rude customers.
"Is that skin Marc Jacobs?"
"They finally found my lost luggage from 1972."
Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.
Tags:vulture, vultures, bird, birds, idea, ideas, sales, sale, sell, sells, selling, salesman, salesmen, fresh, stale, ziploc, bag, bags, baggies, sample, samples, sampling, samplings, sampler, samplers, disappointed, disappointment, plastic, plastics, supermarket, supermarkets, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Ed's Clothing: 'Try The New Baggy Look.'