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'Good news. Even though you've been spending way beyond your means, the IMF is giving you a bailout. It seems you're too big to fail.'
'The stimulus package doesn't seem to be working,'
"I'd like to let you go, Willy, but this is your third offense."
We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!
"He's all the stimulus I need."
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'This is going to be very painful. Here, bite on this stick.'
How To Use "The Safe Word" During Square Root Extraction.
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'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'
"I said we need to get back on track - financially."
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The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.
'Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.'
The Oxymoron Club - Oxymoron of the day - Deficit Spending.
'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'
'Hey, great! I can't wait to see how my Enron, AIG and GM stocks are doing.'
'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'
'I wonder how the economy is doing.'
'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'
'We're out of money for bailouts. We recommend that you just file for non-profit status.'
'I'm looking for a career in something that will make me first in line for a government bailout if I mess up.'
"Apparently you have to pay bankers HUGE bonuses or else there'e a danger that the people who've dragged the economy to the edge of an ABYSS and wrecked the lives of TENS OF THOUSANDS may go and work somewhere else!"
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'Do you see any signs of improvement in their conditions?!'
'Let the fed bait you out!'
Council of Economic Advisers.
'Don't worry, the money we're throwing at the economy is not US taxpayer money. It's borrowed money.'