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Dr. Manette Sinks In His Daughter's Arms As She Tells Him The Sad News
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'The stimulus package doesn't seem to be working,'
"He's all the stimulus I need."
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'This is going to be very painful. Here, bite on this stick.'
The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.
"I said we need to get back on track - financially."
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'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'
'Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.'
The Oxymoron Club - Oxymoron of the day - Deficit Spending.
'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'
'Hey, great! I can't wait to see how my Enron, AIG and GM stocks are doing.'
'I wonder how the economy is doing.'
'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'
'I'm looking for a career in something that will make me first in line for a government bailout if I mess up.'
'We're out of money for bailouts. We recommend that you just file for non-profit status.'
'Let the fed bait you out!'
'Don't worry, the money we're throwing at the economy is not US taxpayer money. It's borrowed money.'
Council of Economic Advisers.
A helping hand...
'What's so funny is we only have a roll of quarters left.'
'We agree to pay off all claims... provided we get a government bailout.'
'The doctor can't just call it a laxative, he calls it a stimulus package.'
Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.