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"Judgement Day: Division Four"
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'Sir, just hand it to the bailiff.'
'Faster! The auditors are half way down the hall!'
"The bailiff will change the venue."
'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?'
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'The Donnallys lost their car, but you've got to admire the way they're meeting adversity.'
"Recess is over, Your Honor."
"I happen to work for a collection agency. How would you like to work for me?"
"Tell him I'll pay! On my Mother's nine lives I swear I'll pay!!"
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"Mr. and Mrs. Dunlap, you are accused of filling your son Randolph's head with romantic claptrap and liberal flapdoodle, thus preventing him from becoming a productive member of society. How do you plead?"
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Trophies of debt collector's heads.
"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."
"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."
'The motels are full, Your Honor -- could we maybe sequester the jury at your house?'
"Disorder in the Court!"
'Bailiff, would you please send a text to, juror #2 and instruct him to put his phone away.'
"You must tell the truth the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, pinky swear."
"I'm beginning to wonder if both you guys are lying."
'Our HMO came this morning and took the refrigerator away!'
"What version of the Bible?...I don't know. It was left here by the Gideons."
'The jury is deadlocked on where to go for lunch.'
What to do if a rhino owes you money....