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"I'd like to let you go, Willy, but this is your third offense."
'Your honor, my client requests the maximum bail possible so that he can post it with his frequent-flier credit card.'
How To Use "The Safe Word" During Square Root Extraction.
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Antelope catching lions in bailer - "Who is that masked stranger?"
"Of course you're a flight risk! We're all flight risks!"
It's not that I don't care for you, but let's face it Larry. You have commitment issues.
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'Our top story: Biker gang member wins release on bail. In other news, 15 witnesses develop amnesia.'
"It's a G.P.S. tracker. Apparently, I'm considered a 'flight risk'."
'That sounds lovely. Go ahead and book it. Just be sure to get the cancellation insurance in case I'm denied bail.'
Bailing on America.
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'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'
'I won't be able to chair next week's ethics committee meeting. My bail's been revoked.'
'Bail is denied. Bale of hay also denied.'
'Your Honor, I'm sure you'll agree that imposing bail in this case is wholly unnecessary, given that my client poses no flight risk.'
"Your honour the people recommend bail be denied as we feel the defendant is a flight risk."
When you're facing a dating catastrophe, count on 877-BAD-DATE to bail you out.
Having disappeared during the Apple Festival Hayride two weeks earlier, Brad resurfaces in a meadow in Washington County.
"Your Honor, the State maintains the accused is an obvious flight risk."
'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'
"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."
'I'm concerned you might bail.'
'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)
'Typical Aussie bowler.'
'Can I stop bailing now?'