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'Trust me. ... The shark will be attracted by your distress, but it will ignore you and go for the little chunk of tuna on my hook.'
"Don't be a fool!"
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Fast food trap.
'Don't you think it's a little - I don't know - spooky that the boat rental guy keeps showing us out to the middle of the lake then hauling us back?'
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"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."
"I think this one's in the bag."
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"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."
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"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."
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'I told you we should have gone with a different design!'
'I don't know. I heard you have to be careful getting stuff online.'
For pure exhilaration, few sports compare to piranha fishing.
"Pizza?? Beer? Chips?? Where'd all this stuff come from?"
'Fetch the poison bait! The gym rats are back!'
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Goodbye cruel world.
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'Nothing yet? Try jigging the lure up and down. Man, you should've been here two days ago. I must have caught and released a dozen pedestrians. My arms are still sore...'
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'Nah, I like the orange ones, anyway the hooks always get stuck in my throat!'
'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'
'Wait! First count to ten. Then start counting calories.'
'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'
A Fish using a six pack of beer to catch a fisherman.
Thank God for poor denture adhesives.
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'It's strictly catch and release, but Coconut Shrimp is great bait.'