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A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
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"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."
Untested Egg Recipes.
'I've told you a hundred times! NEVER PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE!'
Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'
"Oh, great! Here comes Valerie to raise the bar."
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"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."
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Birthday Cakes: Blow Out Sale.
"Of all the ovens in all the kitchens, she walks into mine."
Recipes from Second-Rate Mom Magazine
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"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."
'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'
Cook Book for Guys.
'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'
"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
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One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.
"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffing into a delicious cupcake."
'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'
'I made you a layer cake.'
'Dinner is just about ready. Here, take these and go set the floor.'
'Bless me father for I have sinned. I use trans fats in all of my pie crusts.'
'It's an acquired taste.'
'Okay, who wants to lick the beaters?'