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Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...
Tags:bean, beans, baked, trumpet, trumpets, trombone, trombones, saxophone, saxophones, sax, conduct, conductor, musical, fruit, fruits, blow, off, noise, noises, noisy, tune, tuning, note, notes, notation, brass, instrument, instruments, band, bands, orchestra, orchestras, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle."
Tags:atom, atoms, science, scientific, scientist, scientists, professor, professors, food, foods, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, microwave, tech, technological, scientific equipment, equipment, machine, machines, machinery, burned, burning, baking, baked, baker, baked, reheating, reheat, reheated, hadron, collider, spoof, spoofs, test, testing, experiment, experiments
Thrice Baked Potatoes
'I've told you a hundred times! NEVER PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE!'
'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'
"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."
Tags:bad listener, bad listening, too late, burn, burnt, burned, sunburn, sunburned, sunblock, sunscreen, sun cream, suntan, suntan lotion, lotion, lotions, skin protection, spf, sun, sunny, summer, summertime, forget, forgetful, forgot, cooked, baked, fried, ashes, dead, death, dying, died, die, beach, beaches, tanning, tanned, tan, regret, regrets, regretful
'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'
(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"
Tags:chef, chefs, king, kings, royal, royalty, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, food, pie, pies, baking, baked, cook, cooking, crown, crowns, prank, trick, pranks, joke, jokes, tricked, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, birds, black bird, bird, sing a song of sixpence, mother goose, story, stories, childrens story, childrens stories, song, songs, sing along, rhyme, rhymes, classic
'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'
'Don't stare at his icing.'
'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'
Every cloud has a silver lining...
'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'
"It's not as bad as it looks. . .they're making you a birthday cake."
"Where do you see yourself in the next twenty minutes at 375 degrees."
'We need more cake shows!'
Baker Resembles Baked Goods
Tags:cupcake, cupcakes, cake, cakes, icing, iced, frosted, frosting, cream, cream, buttercream, buttercream, bake, baker, bakery, baking, baked, chef, chefs, dessert, desserts, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, absurd, surreal, strange, strange imagery, resemble, resemblance, parallel, parallels, mirror, mirrored
'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'
"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"
80% of donuts enrolled in yoga classes never return after the first session. 'The first step is finding your inner self.'
"So, now it's a three and twenty blackbird pie?"
'The ligaments in both legs are torn to shreds. However, the drumsticks, thighs, wings and breasts should still be fine... either baked or fried.'
Tags:chicken, chickens, hen, hens, basketball, bake, bakes, baked, fry, fries, fried, ligament, ligaments, drumstick, drumsticks, leg, legs, thigh, thighs, breast, wing, wings, roast, roasts, roasted, injury, injuries, injured, sports injury, sports injuries, diagnosis, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Where shake 'n bake chicken comes from...'
'She doesn't know this is a surprise party... so, watch her expression when I tell her I used her eggs in the cake...'