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'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'
'Nobody's ordering it. With all due respect, sir-I suggest we give it an easier-to-pronounce name.'
"Do you still have a recipe for the low fat rum-bourbon cake that helps you forget your hopes and dreams."
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Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case
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"Bad news. They found the proof in the pudding."
"It sure is great to be back in France."
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A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
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Chef Cake Topper
"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"
'We managed to save almost everything in your van from the fire. . . except for the bread. . . it's toast.'
"It wasn't the airplanes. 'Twas all these goddam cupcake places killed the beast."
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"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."
"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."
"Joel! Killer crust!"
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Rene Magritte vs. Betty Crocker
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"I'm all out of flour, but surplus cocaine produces an exceptionally flavoursome banana bread with a moist, light crumb. The recipe's up on my blog!"
"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle."
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"Tell me about these nightmares."
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"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."
"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."
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"Who could have imagined that such a wonderful recipe for brownies would be hidden away in the Dead Sea Scrolls?"
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"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'