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A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
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Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'
"Oh, great! Here comes Valerie to raise the bar."
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"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."
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Birthday Cakes: Blow Out Sale.
"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."
'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'
Cook Book for Guys.
"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
Tags:cake, cakes, bake, bakes, baking, bakery, bakeries, baker, bakers, home cook, home cooks, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, black hole, black holes, astronomy, astronomer, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, astrophysics, potluck, bring and share, potluck party, potluck parties, faux pas, dessert, desserts, overbake, overbakes, overbaked, overcook, overcooks, overcooking, party, parties, partying
"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffing into a delicious cupcake."
'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'
'I made you a layer cake.'
'It's an acquired taste.'
'Okay, who wants to lick the beaters?'
'Bless me father for I have sinned. I use trans fats in all of my pie crusts.'
'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'
'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'
'You're right, some of us 'gals' are pretty handy in the kitchen.'
Great Moments in Computer History: Marie Antoinette's spreadsheet shows the peasants have no bread, but lots of cake.
"To avoid raising prices, we made the hole bigger until the donut finally disappeared."
Store with sign: 'Auntie May's Pie Charts. Let Us Cook One Up For You.'
"Isn't it nice? Your brother and sister are helping to make your birthday cake?"
Tags:birthday, birthdays, egg, eggs, birthday cake, birthday cakes, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, bake, bakes, baking, sibling, siblings, brother, brothers, sisters, trauma, traumatize, traumatizing, traumatise, traumatised, traumatising, traumatic, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening, frightened, upset, upsetting
"No, Grandpa. I asked for ANISE cookies."
"But we already had sex."