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'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'
"Do you still have a recipe for the low fat rum-bourbon cake that helps you forget your hopes and dreams."
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A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
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"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"
Welcome to Doreenia!
Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else
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"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."
"Joel! Killer crust!"
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'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'
"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle."
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"Tell me about these nightmares."
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"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."
Untested Egg Recipes.
"Who could have imagined that such a wonderful recipe for brownies would be hidden away in the Dead Sea Scrolls?"
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'I've told you a hundred times! NEVER PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE!'
"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'
"You have a yeast infection."
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"Oh, great! Here comes Valerie to raise the bar."
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"You're the first person I've met who didn't become a pastry chef after suffering a nervous breakdown in a corporate job."
"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."
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"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."
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