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A tightrope walker is thrown off by birds landing on one side of his balancing pole.
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"A yin-yin situation"
"Weird! How long has that been there?"
"I am going to SoHo. My doshas are all out of balance. Well, my kapha is hunky-dory but my pitta and vata are out of whack. Today the practitioner is going to get rid of all the stress with geranium, ylang-ylang, bergamot, and patchouli, and, of course, a little time in the steam tent."
Tags:new age, new age cure, new age cures, heal, healer, healers, snake oil, sucker, suckers, middle class, upper class, eastern medicine, eastern philosophy, mystic, mystics, mysticism, soho, appropriate, appropriates, appropriating, cultural appropriation, balance, imbalance, imbalances, cure, cures
"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not."
'No, no, the pills don't have any medication to improve your balance. You'll just get steadier on your feet by trying to catch pills that are thrown to you.'
'It says right here, Mr. Dumpty, may cause dizziness and affect balance.'
"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, billable hours, legal fees, legal bills, art, technical, case, cases, brain, brains, left brain, right brain, balancing, balance, variety, health, brain health
"O.K., now—on three, I'm going to toss a second job in there!"
Tags:woman, women, working woman, working women, career woman, career women, businesswoman, businesswomen, working mother, working mothers, working mom, working moms, working mum, working mums, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, child rearing, raising kids, raising children, job, jobs, second job, twojobs, work, career, careers, employment, business, juggling, juggler, jugglers, balance, balancing, work-life balance, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, difficult, problem, problems, issue, issues, modern woman, modern women, modern life
"Sayyyyy... Do you know anything about budgets?"
Tags:king, kings, medieval king, medieval kings, court jester, court jesters, jester, jesters, court, royal court, royal courts, juggle, juggling, juggler, jugglers, balance, balancing, balances, budget, budgets, treasurer, treasury, chancellor of the exchequer, chancellors of the exchequer, balancing the books, juggling priorities
"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."
Tags:lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, lgbt+, statistical, statistically, tv, television show, show, shows, represented, representation, representational, balance, balanced, equality, equal, equals, token, tokenism, tokenistic, media studies, media theory, tokenized, tokenised, couple, couples, changing, changing world, liberal, liberals, modern, modern world, issue, issues
Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire
Tags:telephone, electric, electricity, power, wire, wires, line, lines, pole, poles, shoe, shoes, sneakers, trainers, runners, toe shoes, tip-toe, tippy-toes, ballerina shoes, ballet shoes, dance shoes, dancing shoes, balance, balancing, lace, laces, tied laces, pointe shoes, en pointe, dancing, dance, dances, dancer, dancers, ballet, ballerina, ballerinas
"That's the deal, pal-I've drawn my line in the sand."
Tags:interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, cliche, cliches, counterbalance, balance, line in the sand, misinterpret, misinterpretation, misinterpreted, conference, conferences, statement, statements, agree, agrees, agreement, catchphrase, catchphrase, bush, george bush, bush administration, exec, execs, strong words
With his illustrious career in the circus over, Alfonzo the Great settled into a job with the New England Power Company.
Tags:circus, circuses, act, acts, actor, actors, perform, performs, performance, performances, performer, performers, tight rope, tight ropes, walk, walks, walker, walkers, balance, balances, balancing, balancer, balancers, electrician, electricians, electricity, electrics, wire, wires, close to home
'He destroyed his inner balance! ... Get the yoga coach!'
Tags:american football, football, american, foot ball, inner balance, balance, balancing, balances, balanced, inner, destroy, destroyed, destroys, destroying, yoga, coach, coaches, coached, coaching, yoga coach, trainer, trains, trainers, trained, training, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Yin and Yang Hug
"You're lucky, Dave. You have talent."
Tags:talent, talented, spoon, spoons, balance, balanced, balancing, diner, diners, food, foods, spoon on nose, incompetent, incompetence, idiot, idiots, immature, immaturity, childish, breakfast, restaurant, restaurants, coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, friend, friends, sarcasm, sarcastic, mock, mocking, lunch, lunch counter, breakfast counter
"Yeah! Well, I don't believe in karma."
Fish riding penny-farthing.
Tags:fish, fishes, bicycle, bicycles, penny-farthing, penny farthings, high-wheel, high-wheeler, high wheeler, struggle, struggles, balance, balances, balancing, wobble, wobbles, wobbly, field, fields, transport, transporting, transportation, aquatic, aquatics, belief, self-belief, confidence, self-confidence
'Off balance? Can't stand out in your field? Victim of cow tipping? Just buy our miracle iRemoo bracelet and balance your whole life!!'
'Our family budget is a system of checks and bounces.'
"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, marriage proposals, proposal, proposals, proposing, unromantic, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, partner, partners, couple, couples, dating, budget, budgets, balancing, balance, money, finances, personal finances, expectation, expectations, balancing the budget
The Dog Whisperer's father - Old Yeller.
Trying to make ends meet in a parallel universe.
Work life balance - "Tonight we're going to read about how Spiderman got the firms quarterly VAT returns in on time."