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'I'm an asset to my company, an investment to my wife, a liability to the environment, and a write-off to my children...'
'Wait a minute! Our balance sheet is completely fictious, our profit is based on faked numbers and our register of companies entry is pure nonsense? In that case, they can't sue us for tax evasion because we don't exist!'
'I'm rooting for the Chargers this year. I hear they have the lowest long-term debt-to-capitalization ratio in the entire NFL.'
'This is my child. . . do you want him to starve?'
Global Airlines - "As I come to the Balance Sheet figures, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling."
"Medicine by mail...I'm worried about the risk to patients!" "I'm worried about the risk to my balance sheet!"
'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'
STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets
'Don't worry, I always land on my feet.'
Paint company exec to board: 'It's a disaster! We're solvent!'
'At least, one can say that the chartered accountant was impressed... well, sort of.'
'Does this balance sheet show a profit or a loss? Depends on how you interpret it.'
'Why no, Mrs. Henderson, we NEVER shred documents!'
'It's not like it's been a year without accomplishments. How about we highlight the repaving of the parking lot in the annual report?'
"Business is as usual. Marginal."
"That 'LOL' on the balance sheet stands for 'Lost Our Leverage'."
"Your resignation letter says you're shy and retiring."