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'It's Artie from Accounting. Apparently he was trying to cover his rear, watch his back, bury his head in the sand and balance the books, when something just SNAPPED!'
"These figures don't add up, Smithson."
'You know Grace, these little glasses make it easy to spot all the hidden fees!'
"They say you're a miracle worker, so I'm wondering if you could part my sea of red ink?"
Books balanced yet? Yes, except for the decimal point!
'Which don't you understand, Ms. Booth - the mumbo or the jumbo?'
We are now at the tipping point regarding the national debt. Tips welcome!
'There's been a terrible mistake. We sent our stockholders earnings report to the IRS and our reported tax earning to our stockholders.'
'We're running a deficit even with the fake numbers.'
'I was an accountant who used a mobile decimal point.'
'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'
'Good work! Long live our accountants!'
Just a small collection to help me balance the books!
Hambone's gone to the races...it's the last chance to make his books balance.
Good work! Long live our accountants!
"The way I juggle bills to balance the checkbook, I could be in the circus!"
"Gladys, what I'm trying to say is, let's balance our books. . . together."
Peter was under real pressure from his boss to balance the books.