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'Your weight problem is partly genetic and partly Boston Cream pie.'
"I vary her diet with a wide variety of pasta shapes."
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'One four ounce serving supplies minimum daily requirement of butylated hydroxyanisole...'
'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'
Chicken and the Food Pyramid,
"Where do you get your protein?"
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'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'
'Your lab tests came back. Your levels of vitamin A,B,C,D,and E are normal but your levels of vitamins F,G,H,I, and J are low.'
A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.
"Actually, kale is toxic."
"I'm sorry, James...but I'm afraid Jelly Beans aren't a vegetable!"
"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"
'You need to go on a balanced diet.'
'It's very important to have balanced diet.'
'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'
'When I said to eat a varied diet I didn't just mean buying all 12 varieties of Krispysnax noodles!'
The four major food groups.
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"No, I haven't heard that broccoli was on the endangered species list."
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"Not until you've eaten everything off the protein, fruit and vegetable house down the road."
"So this is the one that will bring balance?"
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'What do you mean I don't get enough milk in my diet? I eat milk chocolate every day!'
'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'
'Mary is visiting from Ames, Iowa and is responsible for all of the carbohydrates.'
"If I only had some bran."