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'Your weight problem is partly genetic and partly Boston Cream pie.'
'One four ounce serving supplies minimum daily requirement of butylated hydroxyanisole...'
'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'
Chicken and the Food Pyramid,
"Where do you get your protein?"
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'Your lab tests came back. Your levels of vitamin A,B,C,D,and E are normal but your levels of vitamins F,G,H,I, and J are low.'
A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.
"I'm sorry, James...but I'm afraid Jelly Beans aren't a vegetable!"
"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"
'You need to go on a balanced diet.'
"No, I haven't heard that broccoli was on the endangered species list."
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"Not until you've eaten everything off the protein, fruit and vegetable house down the road."
'What do you mean I don't get enough milk in my diet? I eat milk chocolate every day!'
"So this is the one that will bring balance?"
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"If I only had some bran."
"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."
"Don't forget to eat your frozen vegetable."
"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."
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"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."
"12 varieties of pizza does not constitute a 'varied' diet!"
"Will the four main food groups fit on a pizza?"
"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."
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"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."
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"How did they know we're on a diet?"
"We've been told to introduce a more varied diet....Do you want your peas with chips or without chips?"