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'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'
'You sure? I thought Mr. Travolta's appointment wasn't until Thursday.'
A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.
"I had this horrible nightmare that I went to bed in my toupee and spent the entire night looking like an idiot."
Tags:toupee, toupees, hair, hair loss, bald, balding, hair thinning, thin hair, receding hairline, going bald, gone bald, bald-headed, fake hair, wig, wigs, men, middle aged, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, not a dream, reality, real life, dream, dreams, dreaming, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors
"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."
Tags:bald, balding, alopecia, losing hair, losing your hair, going bald, ageing, getting old, getting older, middle age, middle aged, bald patch, bald patches, receding hairline, receding hairlines, shaving your head, vain, vanity, hairloss, hair loss, advice, good advice, giving advice, beauty tip, beauty tips, insecure, insecurities, guesswork
'This one's for hair loss awareness.'
A Brief History Of The Campaign
Tags:history, histories, military, military campaign, military campaigns, officer, officers, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairloss, alopecia, bald, balding, stress, stressful, stressed, stress levels, position, positions, frontline, strategy, strategies, fallback, high ground, retreat, retreats, full-scale, rout, routs, routed, temporary, reinforcements, peacekeeping, international, permanent, force, forces, peacekeeper, peacekeepers, jargon, language, word play, wordplay
'I don't care if you're going bald, it's just plain wrong.'
"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."
Tags:bed bath and beyond, store, stores, consumer, consumers, consumerism, suburb, suburbs, suburban life, suburban lives, suburban lifestyle, suburban lifestyles, bald, balds, balding, middle age, middle aged, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, alliteration, alliterative, alliterate, alliterates, alliterating, bunion, bunions
"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, bald, shaved, fashion, fashionable, style, stylish, trend, trends, trendy, personal appearance, personal style, beauty, wild, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, frustrated, frustration, fed up, modern life
'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'
"Come on,Gelphin, every man has his price. How much for that hair of yours?"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, hair, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, price, prices, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, realistic, hairstyle, hairstyles, good hair, offer, offers, offering, money, bribery, bribe, bribes, inducement, inducing, inducements, every man has his price, proverb, proverbs, expression, expressions
"Ninety-five percent of you is still fuzzy wuzzy."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics, animal, animals, bear, bears, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, male pattern baldness, fuzzy wuzzy, tongue twister, tongue twisters, consoling, consolation
"My hair has been a great source of comfort to me."
Tags:hair, hairline, hairlines, receding hairline, receding hairlines, bald, baldness, male pattern baldness, head of hair, middle age, middle aged, flaunt, flaunts, flaunting, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, middle age, middle aged, confidence, confidence, self-confident, self-confidence, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, barber, barbers, salon, hair salon, hair salons, midlife crisis, midlife crises
"Oh, just picking up the pieces of my life after a really traumatic haircut."
Tags:haircut, traumatic, middle age, hair, haircuts, ptsd, post traumatic stress disorder, bald, balds, balding, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, trauma, pick up the pieces, picking up the pieces, dramatic, overdramatic, over-dramatic, humiliate, humiliating, humiliation, bad haircut, bad haircuts, bad hair day, bad hair days, self-conscious, self-consciousness, middle age, midlife, mankoff
A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
Tags:man, men, hair, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, hairspray, spray, sprays, spray-on, spray-on hair, hair in a can, self-conscious, embarrassed, embarrassing, covering up, hiding, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, solution, solutions, problem, problems, hairstyle, hairstyles, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, illusion, illusions, fake, false, innovation, innovative, invention, inventions, beauty, modern life
"Write what you know. Write about male-pattern baldness."
Tags:writer, writers, author, authors, journalist, journalists, writer's block, write about what you know, write, writing, suggesting, suggestion, suggestions, advice, medical, medicine, medical condition, medical conditions, bald, baldness, male-pattern baldness, fashion, beauty, vanity, style, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, mean comment, mean comments, unkind comment, unkind comments, bad muse, bad muses, terrible muse, terrible muses, muse, muses
"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."
Tags:animals, animal, mounted, mounting, mount, mounted animal, animal head, head mount, head mounting, mounted head, animal hunting, hunting, poaching, shooting, shoot, hunt, poach, poacher, hunter, exotic animals, exotic animal, jungle animal, jungle animals, antlers, bald, baldness, boredom, bored, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, designing, decor, decoration, decorating, interior decor, interior design
"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."
Tags:executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, bald, gone bald, going bald, hair loss, losing hair, losing your hair, alopecia, recovery, recovering, road to recovery, priorities, bad priorites, wrong priorities, stand-in, stand-ins, stand in, stand ins
Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.
Tree Resembles Its Owner
Tags:bald, balding, baldness, male, men, men's, men's health, men's issues, issues, health, health issues, age, aged, ageing, ages, middle age, middleage, middle-age, middle aged, middleaged, middle-aged, male patterned baldness, male pattern baldness, pattern baldness, patterned baldness, receding, receding hairline, hairline, hair line, hair-line
"I'm thinkin' blond."
Tags:barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, stylist, stylists, barber shop, barber shops, barbershop, barbershops, hair salon, hair salons, beauty parlor, beauty parlors, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, hair, bald, facial hair, mustache, mustaches, moustache, moustaches, hair dye, dying, dying hair, blond, blonde, hair colour, hair color, colour, color, change, changes, changing, thinking, considering
'... And I'm not just the president of the hair club for bald eagles. I'm also a member.'
A startling scientific breakthrough occurs when the Hair Club for men joins forces with Chia Pet.
Tags:chia, chias, pet, pets, hair, hairs, hairy, growth, grow, grows, growing, bald, baldness, balding, sprout, sprouts, sprouting, breakthrough, breakthroughs, startle, startles, startling, before, after, discover, discovers, discovery, discoveries, cure, cures, curing, curer, curers, close to home
The Dreadlock Comb-over's one-night beta test.
Tags:combover, combovers, comb-over, comb-overs, bald, balds, balding, balding man, male pattern baldness, beta test, beta tests, test out, tests out, testing out, dreadlock, dreadlocks, unflattering, appropriation, pickup line, pickup lines, flirt, flirts, flirting, wig, wigs, hairstyle, hairstyles, unflattering, revolting, gross, disgusting