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'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'
'Are those plugs, Carl?'
Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.
'I don't care if you're going bald, it's just plain wrong.'
"Believe me, I can tell."
"Takes years of me..."
"First, though, we'll be boarding all our bald business travellers who've been asking a ton of interesting questions for the past forty-five minutes."
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"I just don't need any more bald friends right now."
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"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"
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The four stages of male hair loss.
"But everybody working in the kitchen today is bald. I don't know HOW you got a hair in your food!!!"
Tags:bald, baldness, bald head, bald heads, hair loss, hair-loss, restaurant hygiene, kitchen hygiene, restaurant staff, kitchen staff, cook, cooks, customer, customers, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, facial hair, male grooming, beard, beards, moustache, moustaches, mustache, mustaches, extra crispy, food hygiene
Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.
'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'
Body Hair Club For Men
"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."
"The last 'Good Hair Day' I had was in 1985."
"People just don't realise how stressful this job is! The crushing hours, the pressure. The relentless chasing of targets. The constant change....I used to have hair!"
"Dad must be getting forgetful. Mom says he keeps losing his hair."
Never mess with someone who's having a bad hair day.
"This report took me three months to put together - any questions?" "Yes - how long have you had that toupee?"
"You haven't lost hair, hon. You've just reassigned it."
Hair restorer/Hair remover.
'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'