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Ed uses comb-overs on his bald spots.
Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.
"For a magician your age hare loss is common."
"Dad must be getting forgetful. Mom says he keeps losing his hair."
"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."
"Make it sassy, Jim."
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'He only became an umpire to hide his bald spot and his beer gut!'
'Right after I noticed the bald spot, I started having trouble with my peripheral vision.'
'I'm curious about your out-of-body experience. As you floated above your hospital bed, how noticeable was my bald spot?'
'You're right, I do have a bald spot.'
'When did you first notice the bald spot?'
'Are you wearing a wig?'
"He only became an umpire to hide his bald spot and his big pot!"
'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'
'I can feel a hundred eyes drilling into my bald spot.'
"No thanks. 'The bald spot' is supposed to be there."
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'It appears that the former owners of this scalp had alopecia areta.'
'The fringe will county fifty points and the bald spot a hundred, ok?'
Snail Pattern Balding.
Snail Pattern Balding.
Whale Pattern Balding
Whale Pattern Balding,
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"Bob, are you going to wear that star all the time?" "It covers my bald spot."
'He's very sensitive about his bald spot.'
"Let's wait for this first coat to dry."