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'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'
'Are those plugs, Carl?'
Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.
'You sure? I thought Mr. Travolta's appointment wasn't until Thursday.'
A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.
"I had this horrible nightmare that I went to bed in my toupee and spent the entire night looking like an idiot."
Tags:toupee, toupees, hair, hair loss, bald, balding, hair thinning, thin hair, receding hairline, going bald, gone bald, bald-headed, fake hair, wig, wigs, men, middle aged, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, not a dream, reality, real life, dream, dreams, dreaming, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors
"You have Floral-Pattern baldness."
"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."
Tags:bald, balding, alopecia, losing hair, losing your hair, going bald, ageing, getting old, getting older, middle age, middle aged, bald patch, bald patches, receding hairline, receding hairlines, shaving your head, vain, vanity, hairloss, hair loss, advice, good advice, giving advice, beauty tip, beauty tips, insecure, insecurities, guesswork
'This one's for hair loss awareness.'
A Brief History Of The Campaign
Tags:history, histories, military, military campaign, military campaigns, officer, officers, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairloss, alopecia, bald, balding, stress, stressful, stressed, stress levels, position, positions, frontline, strategy, strategies, fallback, high ground, retreat, retreats, full-scale, rout, routs, routed, temporary, reinforcements, peacekeeping, international, permanent, force, forces, peacekeeper, peacekeepers, jargon, language, word play, wordplay
"Not the real you? Well, of course it's not the real you. The real you is bald."
"Great! O.K., this time I want you to sound taller, and let me hear a little more hair."
Tags:voice talent, voice talents, voice actor, voice actors, voice acting, voice over, voice overs, radio, pointless, pointlessness, radio recording, radio recordings, voice recording, voice recordings, attractiveness, vanity, recording studio, recording studios, getting old, getting older, insult, insults, insulting, balding
The wool club for mammoths.
Tags:mammoth, mammoths, wool, woolly, woolly coat, wool club, trim, trims, trimming, groom, grooming, hair, hair cut, hair cuts, hair dresser, hair dressers, stylist, stylistic, groomer, groomer, fresh, freshen up, refreshing, hair, club, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, bald, balds, balding, hair plugs, combover, comb overs
'I don't care if you're going bald, it's just plain wrong.'
First Date: 'Using a ten year old photo on your dating profile is one thing, using a ten year old photo of a male model is quite another!'
"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."
Tags:bed bath and beyond, store, stores, consumer, consumers, consumerism, suburb, suburbs, suburban life, suburban lives, suburban lifestyle, suburban lifestyles, bald, balds, balding, middle age, middle aged, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, alliteration, alliterative, alliterate, alliterates, alliterating, bunion, bunions
A hairless man
'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'
"Ninety-five percent of you is still fuzzy wuzzy."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics, animal, animals, bear, bears, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, male pattern baldness, fuzzy wuzzy, tongue twister, tongue twisters, consoling, consolation
"Come on,Gelphin, every man has his price. How much for that hair of yours?"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, hair, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, price, prices, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, realistic, hairstyle, hairstyles, good hair, offer, offers, offering, money, bribery, bribe, bribes, inducement, inducing, inducements, every man has his price, proverb, proverbs, expression, expressions
"Oh, just picking up the pieces of my life after a really traumatic haircut."
Tags:haircut, traumatic, middle age, hair, haircuts, ptsd, post traumatic stress disorder, bald, balds, balding, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, trauma, pick up the pieces, picking up the pieces, dramatic, overdramatic, over-dramatic, humiliate, humiliating, humiliation, bad haircut, bad haircuts, bad hair day, bad hair days, self-conscious, self-consciousness, middle age, midlife, mankoff
A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
Tags:man, men, hair, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, hairspray, spray, sprays, spray-on, spray-on hair, hair in a can, self-conscious, embarrassed, embarrassing, covering up, hiding, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, solution, solutions, problem, problems, hairstyle, hairstyles, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, illusion, illusions, fake, false, innovation, innovative, invention, inventions, beauty, modern life
"Maybe I should just comb it back and get really good at sex."
Tree Resembles Its Owner
Tags:bald, balding, baldness, male, men, men's, men's health, men's issues, issues, health, health issues, age, aged, ageing, ages, middle age, middleage, middle-age, middle aged, middleaged, middle-aged, male patterned baldness, male pattern baldness, pattern baldness, patterned baldness, receding, receding hairline, hairline, hair line, hair-line