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'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'
'Are those plugs, Carl?'
'You sure? I thought Mr. Travolta's appointment wasn't until Thursday.'
"You have Floral-Pattern baldness."
'This one's for hair loss awareness.'
Tomb of the Unknown Oppressed White Male
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'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'
"My hair has been a great source of comfort to me."
Tags:hair, hairline, hairlines, receding hairline, receding hairlines, bald, baldness, male pattern baldness, head of hair, middle age, middle aged, flaunt, flaunts, flaunting, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, middle age, middle aged, confidence, confidence, self-confident, self-confidence, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, barber, barbers, salon, hair salon, hair salons, midlife crisis, midlife crises
"Write what you know. Write about male-pattern baldness."
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"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."
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"Maybe I should just comb it back and get really good at sex."
Tree Resembles Its Owner
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"If only we could get this to work on men's heads."
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A startling scientific breakthrough occurs when the Hair Club for men joins forces with Chia Pet.
"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."
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Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.
"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."
"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."
Tags:hair loss, hair, bald, balding, baldness, male patterned baldness, hair, losing your hair, orphan, orphaned, older, old age, growing old, fashion, fashionable, fashions, men, male, hair-loss, hairloss, receding, receding hairline, widow's peak, thinning hair, thinning, bald patch, middle age, ageing, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinking, nostalgia, nostalgic, youth, youthfulness
'How much is the cute brown one in the window?'
"Yes, It's definitely male pattern baldness."
Tags:man, men, male pattern baldness, balding, baldness, diagnose, diagnosis, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, tattoo, tattoos
"A shave and a shine."
"Geez, Bob, this is stupid. What have you got, hair for brains?"
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"The usual, sir?" "Yes, please."
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