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A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.
"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."
Tags:bed bath and beyond, store, stores, consumer, consumers, consumerism, suburb, suburbs, suburban life, suburban lives, suburban lifestyle, suburban lifestyles, bald, balds, balding, middle age, middle aged, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, alliteration, alliterative, alliterate, alliterates, alliterating, bunion, bunions
"Oh, just picking up the pieces of my life after a really traumatic haircut."
Tags:haircut, traumatic, middle age, hair, haircuts, ptsd, post traumatic stress disorder, bald, balds, balding, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, trauma, pick up the pieces, picking up the pieces, dramatic, overdramatic, over-dramatic, humiliate, humiliating, humiliation, bad haircut, bad haircuts, bad hair day, bad hair days, self-conscious, self-consciousness, middle age, midlife, mankoff
The Dreadlock Comb-over's one-night beta test.
Tags:combover, combovers, comb-over, comb-overs, bald, balds, balding, balding man, male pattern baldness, beta test, beta tests, test out, tests out, testing out, dreadlock, dreadlocks, unflattering, appropriation, pickup line, pickup lines, flirt, flirts, flirting, wig, wigs, hairstyle, hairstyles, unflattering, revolting, gross, disgusting
"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."
Tags:medical research, science, medical, warning signs of baldness, vanity, men, the five major, experts, ego, psychology, baldness, hair, hair loss, male pattern baldness, warning sign, warning signs, early warning, early warnings, bald, balds, balding, baldness, stage, stages, middle age, middle aged, middle-aged, mankoff
"Operator, get me my hair!"
A la recherche des cheveux perdus.
"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"
"I lost all my hair to the texting bubbles that came and went without saying a word."
"You understand I have to ask. You're not some sort of skinhead, are you?"
The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.
"Do you like it? I got it right here on Madison at Executive Ponytails."
"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."
Tags:bald, balds, balding, tooth fairy, hair loss, male pattern baldness, baldness, middle age, middle aged, fairy, fairies, fairy tale, fairy tales, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, grow old, grows old, growing old, hope, hopes, hoping, regrow, regrows, regrowing, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance, reassurances
"We invented your hair."
Tags:hair, head of hair, heads of hair, bald, balds, balding, male pattern baldness, parent, parents, taunt, taunts, taunting, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, long hair, hippy, hippie, hippies, aging hippy, aging hippies, ageing hippy, ageing hippies, nostalgia, nostalgic, trend, trends, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing, burger, burgers, fast food, fast foods, generation gap, generation gaps, age gap, age gaps, millennial, millennials, young people
Cyclops Notices He's Getting Bald and Decides That's the Last Straw
"Come on, dear, you're only as bald as you feel."
Tags:marriage, relationships, insecurity, vanity, psychology, men, bald, balds, balding, male pattern baldness, insecurity, insecurities, insecure, self-conscious, self-consciousness, reassure, reassures, reassurance, reassurances, hollow words, baldness, self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, mankoff
"So what can you bring to this partnership?"
"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"
"There's a factory recall on your hip and hairline."
Tags:medical, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, exam, examination, physical, health, old age, hip, hips, replacement, men, man, bald, balds, balding, losing hair, aging, old, factory, recall, error, mistake, car, cars, part, parts, replace, service, diagnosis, customer, health and safety, illness, surgery, hair loss, new, fix, product, products, check up, falling apart, industry, automotive, assembly, garage, hairline, robot, robotics, care
A man uses a chameleon as a toupee.
Headlice look for living hair space,
Tags:hair, hairs, headlice, head-lice, head lice, nits, nit, crabs, crab, hair care, hair beauty, hairdressers, hairdressing, head lice housing, house, living, accommodation, accommodate, housed, land, hairdresser, baldness, balding, bald, hair renewal, balds, hair loss, loosing hair, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Male Pattern Baldness
This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.
"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."