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"When your profile said you were a ball player this isn't exactly what I had in mind."
"Hey, do you mind getting that?"
"Shall we put it in play?"
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"I can catch-you can't throw."
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"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."
The Dog of Sisyphus
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'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'
Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers
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"Hey. That's my Roscoe. I always thought he liked that game."
"All right, it's starting to come a little heavier. Now will you call the game?"
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"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."
"That's the OLD drill, Pete. In the new one, I throw the ball and YOU fetch!"
'Is this your son? We need to talk!'
'Don't be afraid of the ball, son!'
Patey's in a band! He's so cool!
'I'm sorry, but don't you think fetch is a little overrated?'
"Well, can we at least have our ball back?"
'Good luck, kid. I trained at age 3, was traded twice by age 5 and I peaked at 7.'
'I also enjoy going for long walks and ball sports.'
At the poetic justice fair.
"Care to make it interesting?"
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Collegiate dirt polo.
'For the first year after he retired, Bob just seemed lost, as though he had no passion in life. And then, one day...'