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"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."
'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'
"Does this new vest make me look fat?"
"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"
After centuries of working with a bow and arrow, Cupid goes high-tech.
'Wow. You are so lucky. My parents never go ballistic when I'm fouled and nothing is called.'
'I feel sorry for Vincent. His parents never go ballistic. They just sit there and cheer.'
'And if I so much as look at another man, he goes ballistic!'
'Our worries are over, gentlemen. At 10% of our current marketing budget we can purchase a Ukrainian ballistic missile and wipe out our competition!'