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'Hey, hey, hey! Wait until I toss up the ball. I want a fair jump.'
"And you wonder why people hate activist judges?"
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'Time ou! ... Flea!'
Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,
Tags:balls, balls, drop, drops, tradition, traditions, revels, reveller, reveler, revellers, revelers, caveman, cavemen, new years, eve, eves, popular, rock, rocks, boulder, boulders, dropping, dropper, droppers, squash, squashed, flat, flats, flattened, times square, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Somewhere, there's a little league game that won't go into extra innings.'
'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'
Tags:pig, pigs, american football, american, football, nfl, national football league, skin, ball, balls, leather, pig skin, skinned, skinning, grandfather, life goal, goals, goal, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, tale, tales, story, stories, hopes, career, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
A dog fetches planet earth for God.
"O.K.m who overinflated the ball?"
"Well, hell, if I don't fetch it they'll find some young pup who will."
"It looks fine to me, too."
Tags:sport, sports, football, american football, canadian football, football players, football players, player, players, athlete, athletes, ball, balls, deflate, deflated, damaged, head, heads, concussion, concussions, head injury, head injuries, injury, injuries, safety, protection, prevention, helmet, helmets, protective gear, safety gear, denial, brush-off, nonacceptance, dismissing, professional football, football league, football leagues, league, leagues, football team, football teams, player safety, player health, college, colleges, college football, high school, high schools, high school football, dangerous, risky, deflategate
"And initial here if you'd like his balls in a sling."
Tags:balls, men, man, husband, husbands, wife, wives, permission, contract, contracts, release form, release forms, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians
"You realize they won't know the difference."
"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."
'Now, remember how it works, Mrs. Cortlock? If Dr. Gundleson strikes out OR if you catch a foul ball, your extraction is totally free!'
'And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the way the ball bounces.'
Morale in the office was up 37 percent since the addition of the new 78th floor driving range.
'That storm in Denver It's confirmed, Volleyballs, What's that ,,, Yes, yes, We're certain -- the size of volleyballs,'
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'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'
Tags:basketball, basketballs, ball, balls, spin, spins, spinning, span, trust, trusts, trusting, trusted, accounts, account, fire, fires, fired, sack, sacks, sacking, sacked, fingertip, fingertips, finger, fingers, office worker, office workers, work, works, working, worked, worker, workers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, ball, balls, throwing, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, baseball, compliment, compliments, complimenting, sport, sports, player, players, athlete, athletes
'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, basketball, basketballs, hoop, hoops, slam, slams, dunk, dunks, arm, arms, short, shorts, t-rex, tyrannosaurus rex, tyrannosaurus, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, triceratops, ball, balls, shoot, shoots, shooter, shooters, shooting, attack, attacks, attackers, goal, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
(We've) Met Gala
Tags:met gala, gala, galas, party, parties, partying, dance, dances, ball, balls, cinderella, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgetful, forgetfulness, forgotten, acquaintance, acquaintances, meet, meets, meeting, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, cocktail party, cocktail parties, awkward, socially awkward, social awkwardness, awkward situation, awkward situations, cringe, cringes, cringing
Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain
Tags:shot put, track and field, weight-throwing, weight throwing, shot, shots, event, events, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, convict, convicts, ball and chain, ball, balls, chain, chains, striped uniform, striped uniform, ankle, ankles, athlete, athletes, sports, sport, athletics, compete, competition, competitions, contest, contests
"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"
"There are far too many balls in your court, Brintner!"
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