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A panda waiting for bamboo juice
"I fear there are only so many bamboo metaphors the average reader can tolerate."
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'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'
"I don't know, we never want to mate, we only eat one thing...what're we, trying to go extinct?"
'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'
'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'
"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."
'Apparently it's the bamboo furniture that attracts them.'
"Well really, I think the main reason we're not invited to dinner parties is that we're known to be fussy eaters..."
'Have you been ordering bamboo takeaways again?'
"Yep, that's right, my life sucks: My mum says I can't have ice-cream, cakes, sweets or chocolate, just bamboo..."
"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."
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The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...
"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."
Goldilocks's plan to try the same thing at the three panda's house backfires.
"Might be a good idea to lighten up on the mascara hun'."
'What kinda sissy bear eats bamboo?'
'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'
'Ok, who ordered the bamboo margarita?'
Temptation: The out-takes.
I hate bamboo.
"Why didn't someone think of this before now?"
'I'm going out for some bamboo leaves, can I get you anything?'
'No wonder we have to eat so many bamboo shoots: My science teacher says they have very little nutritional value...'
'Actually, meals at my home are rather boring: We always eat the same thing...'