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"Well really, I think the main reason we're not invited to dinner parties is that we're known to be fussy eaters..."
'Have you been ordering bamboo takeaways again?'
"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."
"Yep, that's right, my life sucks: My mum says I can't have ice-cream, cakes, sweets or chocolate, just bamboo..."
The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...
"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."
'What kinda sissy bear eats bamboo?'
'Ok, who ordered the bamboo margarita?'
I hate bamboo.
"Why didn't someone think of this before now?"
'I'm going out for some bamboo leaves, can I get you anything?'