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'I'm looking for the perfect coffee to pair with a toaster strudel & a banana.'
'Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a troublemaker.'
Herb got in touch with his inner monkey.
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"… and when she spoke and you couldn't hear was it because you chose not to hear or because you had exhibit 'A' in your ear?"
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"How about an apple split for a change?"
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"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."
The first, and only, known photograph of a human being actually slipping on a banana peel.
Watching Your Step
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Taken down by a banana peel on the ice.
"I'm afraid it's a degenerative disorder - you have two, maybe three days if you're lucky."
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Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'
"Yes, it is hot in here."
'I told you this would happen if you kept leaving your clothes on the floor.'
"I'm afraid we'll have no chance of curing your husband until we find out why he changed into a banana."
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The Meaning of Humour
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"There are essentially four basic forms for a joke."
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'Did you know the moon is made from bananas?'
You Are Now Entering the Banana Republic.
"Hi! I'm Jim Burns, your computer matchup."
"Tomorrow night let's switch back to gin."
When Worlds Collide:
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