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'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'
"Ah, we meet again, my old nemesis."
"Bandits at two o'clock, Mr. Feldon!"
Tags:bandit, bandits, dogfight, dogfights, dogfighting, fighter plane, fighter planes, fighter jet, fighter jets, bandit, bandits, secretary, secretaries, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aerial battle, aerial battles, war, wars, war plane, war planes, message, messages, intercom, intercoms, boss, bosses
The Ol' Covid-19 Showdown
Tags:coronavirus, corona, virus, covid-19, covid, pandemic, pandemics, face mask, face masks, social distancing, 2 metres, 6 feet, social isolation, showdown, showdowns, western, standoff, standoffs, cowboy, cowboys, bandit, bandits, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, pavements, narrow pavement, narrow pavements, push chair, push chairs, buggy, baby carriage, baby carriages, parent, parents, parenting, westerns, social isolation, quarantine, quarantining
The Lone Auditor
Tags:auditor, auditors, audit, audits, masked man, masked men, masked figure, masked figures, mystery, mysterious, inspection, inspections, inspector, undercover, disguise, disguises, in disguise, regulator, regulators, regulation, regulations, auditing, accountant, accountants, accountancy, accounting, charterer accountant, charter accountants, ranger, rangers, bandit, bandits
"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"
Tags:el condor, outlaw, outlaws, mexican, mexicans, bandit, bandits, bandito, banditos, condor, condors, nickname, nicknames, nick-name, nick-names, bird, birds, bird of prey, birds of prey, long arms, lanky, long limb, long limbs, outlaw name, outlaw names, bar, bars, saloon, saloons, cowboy, cowboy movies, cowboy film, cowboy films
'Pizzas for eight.'
"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, group, bandit, bandits, bandolier, bandoliers, fashion, fashions, fashionable, casual friday, casual, casuals, uniform, uniforms, social, social norm, social norms, social cue, social cues, mexico, cantina
"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."
Tags:robinhood, robin hood, merry, merry men, coming out, in the closet, out of the closet, robinhood and the merry men, band of merry men, parent, the merry adventures of robin hood, parent, parents, talk, talking, prince john, stealing, bandit, bandits, outlaw, heroic outlaw, folklore, folk, lore, different
"Shhhh!....Don't fire you'll stampede them."
Trump forgets to remove the Bandit mask before going out.
Pirates playing pegsie.
"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."
Tags:pig, pigs, truffle, truffles, sidetracked, side-tracked, side tracked, truffle hunting, truffle hunter, truffle hunters, swine, swines, heist, heists, bank heist, bank heists, robber, robbers, outlaw, outlaws, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, bandit, bandits, cowboy, cowboys, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritise
'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'
The Ship's Parrot learns how to order dinner
"You don't think I'm overdoing it with the bandoliers?"
'Bandits at... AW NO! Digital watch!'
'Sure, we were good together. But I realized if I wanted to move on to bigger things, I needed a bigger accomplice.'
"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."
Tags:gangster, gangsters, bandit, bandits, computer, computers, spell-check, spell-checker, spelling, spellings, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, embarrassment, threat, threats, threatens, word processor, word processors, office, offices, desk job, desk jobs, show up, shown up, assist, assists, assisting, unprofessional
Foolproof plans (that really work)
"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, bandit, bandits, robber, robbers, posse, job, jobs, hobbies, hobby, understated, understatement, vacation, vacations, guide, guides, tour, tours, tour guide, tour guides, ranch, ranches, unenthusiastic, dude ranch
Mice sword-fight in attempt to free mouse strapped to railway line before train comes.
Tags:mice, mouse, train, trains, train line, railway, railway line, railways, train track, train tracks, railway track, fight, fights, fighting, sword, swords, sword fight, sword fighting, bandit, bandits, gangster, gangsters, danger, dangerous, rodent, rodents, pest, pests, train station, train stations, tunnel, tunnels, underground
"Last warning...hands up!"
Tags:gun, robbery, criminal, robber, security, dangerous, violence, thief, black, money, weapon, hand, up, hands, snake, serpent, rat, arms, animals, mask, assault, impossible, danger, force, bandit, desperado, warning, mouse, outlaw, outlaw, outlaws, bandit, bandits, hold up, hold ups, gun crime, gun crimes
"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."
Kangaroo winning on a one-armed bandit.