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"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, commute, commuter, commuting, commutes, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, farewell, goodbye, goodbyes, historical, fond farewell, modern, modern life, modernity, traffic, train, trains, subway, subways, metropolitan, train, trains, ticket, off peak, off peak ticket, off-peak, super off peak, offpeak, super off-peak, modernised, modernized, urban, urban life, urban world, urban living, band, bands, singing, mariachi, new york, new york city, musician, musical, musicians, region, regional, regions, poncho, ponchos, mexico, traditional, traditions, tradition, modern tradition
"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."
Tags:song, songs, famous song, famous songs, music, lyrics, band, bands, rock band, rock bands, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, dog tricks, pet trick, pet tricks, play dead, playing dead, singing, playing guitar, guitar, guitars
Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band
Tags:musician, musicians, marching band, marching bands, drums, drummers, drummer, band, bands, parade, parades, march, marches, music, parading, performing, performance, unskilled musician, unskilled musicians, onomatopoeia, onomatopoeias, onomatopoeia band, bad band, bad bands, bad musician, bad musicians, missing the point, missed the point, absurd, absurdist
Pete Townshend Vineyards
'It's the most effective appetite suppressant available,'
Tags:weigh, weighs, weight, weight, gastric band, gastric bands, diet, diets, dieting, obese, obesity, fat, fats, fatty, band, bands, reduce, reduces, reduction, reductions, appetite, appetites, suppress, suppresses, suppressing, suppressant, suppressants, tummy, tummies, belly, bellies, close to home
"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, retiring, quitting, leaving, job, jobs, career, careers, career change, career changes, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, music, band, bands, rock group, rock groups, rock band, rock bands, musician, musicians, dream, dreams, dreamer, dreamers, goal, goals, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged
"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"
Tags:music, orchestra, orchestras, band, bands, musical instrument, musical instruments, rehearsal, rehearsals, practice, practise, practicing, practising, conductor, conductors, first violin, violinist, violinists, cancelled, canceled, cancelling, canceling, arrested, apprehended, poaching, poacher, poachers, authorities, police, cops, confiscated, musician, musicians
Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...
Tags:bean, beans, baked, trumpet, trumpets, trombone, trombones, saxophone, saxophones, sax, conduct, conductor, musical, fruit, fruits, fart, farting, blow, off, noise, noises, noisy, tune, tuning, note, notes, notationbrass, instrument, instruments, band, bands, orchestra, orchestras, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Live Music The Doesn't Make You Want to Kill Yourself."
"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."
The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?
Tags:rock star, rock stars, heavy metal, folk music, folk rock, folk rocks, hybrid, hybrids, combination, combinations, combine, combines, combining, live performance, live performances, live music, live act, music act, music acts, band, bands, performance, performances, life performance, life performances
'Apparently they're better than The Cure.'
"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, flirting, pick-up line, pick-up lines, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, show-off, show-offs, bragging, boasting, boast, boasts, hipster, hipsters, vinyl, record, records, album, albums, music, musician, musicians, band, bands, middle-age, middle age, middle-aged, middle-age, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, trying to stay relevant, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, modern life, millennial, milliennials
Tags:song, songs, singer, singers, songwriter, songwriters, band, bands, lead singer, frontman, front-man, front man, musical, musician, musicians, musically, women, celebrity, celeb, celebrities, fame, famous, famous figures, pop culture, pop culture reference, broadway, broadway musical, musical, musicals, lead role, leading lady, music lover, music lovers, jane krakowski, krakowski, theatre, theater
"I've been trying to remember all morning, lieutenant. Who did kill Cock Robin?"
"We're not your grandma's rock band. We're her friend Irene's rock band."
Tags:grandma, grandmas, nan, nans, gran, grans, grandmother, grandmothers, grand parent, grandparents, rock band, rock bands, unfashionable, out of date, out of touch, behind the times, band, bands, old people, old person, elderly people, elderly person, getting old, getting older, ageing, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments
'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''
"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."
"Give me an F-Hashtag."
Tags:band, bands, song, songs, singer, music, note, notes, f-sharp, hashtag, hashtags, fhashtag, social media, social networking, millennial, millennials, guitar, drums, keyboard, female singer, performance, performing, music scene, bad musician, bad musicians, musician, musicians, playing, gig, gigs, music gig, youth culture, millennial culture, social media addiction
"Rock and Roll Heaven"
Tags:religion, religious, heaven, death, after death, gates to heaven, heaven's gate, st. peter, st. peter's gate, pearly gates, angel, angels, music, musician, musicians, rock and roll, rock'n'roll, rock, band, bands, rock band, rock bands, groupie, groupies, fan, fans, follower, followers, with the band
Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'
Tags:religion, religious, archbishop, archbishops, bishop, bishops, music, metal, heavy metal, rock, musician, musicians, band, bands, celebrity, celebrities, celeb, celebs, famous people, rock group, rock groups, rock band, rock bands, amp, amps, amplifier, amplifiers, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, literature, book, books, novel, novels, wordplay, word play, play on words
"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"
Tags:rock, rock music, rock star, rock stars, music concert, music converts, rock concert, rock concerts, band, bands, rock band, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, teacher, teachers, textbook, textbooks, good audience, good audiences, boring people, boring person
Beyond the Pale
Tags:common phrase, common phrases, phrase, phrases, beyond the pale, social media, social medias, computer, computers, internet, cyberspace, world wide web, www, dad, dads, father, fathers, parents, parent, age, aging, aged, growing old, growing older, social media presence, band, bands, garage band, garage bands, social media profile, social media profiles, acting your age, act your age, embarrass, embarrassment, embarrassed, modern life, digital age, digital life