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'I'm in equities and mutual funds. You?'
'Wow, is this what we owe?'
'We'd like to take out $20 and we want it all in ones.'
'Our new savings account isn't very popular. There's been no interest in it.'
"I know we don't need any, but I feel like some instant gratification."
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'We are prepared to make you a loan, but first you have to prove that you really don't need it,'
'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'
"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."
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'I need a tool to measure productivity.'
"Check the company coffers and make sure they're full of dough."
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'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'
"How much you puttin' in?"
'Well I think we found the source of your cash flow problems, Mr. Wallis!'
"Why do we have separate accounts, anyway? It's like our money has intimacy issues."
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'Thanks, Grandma! How do I password protect it?'
'And now for the treasurer's report.'
"I have wealth, but I've never felt encumbered by it."
'I see you've listed your assets as totaling 100,000, but that's based on counting the street value of your organs,'
"Well, your computer here may say I'm overdrawn, but my computer at home says I have oodles of money, so what do you say we split the difference?"
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'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'
ATM: Double or Nothing?
'I was just passing by when I smelled money.'
'A penny saved is a penny not stimulating the economy.'
'Sorry Andy. I really can't help you. What you need is cash, and lots of it.'
'Yes, our finances look bad now, but just remember honey, we always land on our feet.'