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'Well your balance is OK...now let's check your credit card rating.'
Bank Balance Alarm Clock
'My bank has introduced a new 'SMS alert' service.'
'Granted, our net worth is zero but look at how easy the bookkeeping is.'
"Leadership is more than shouting loudly and showing people pictures of your bank balance!"
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'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'
"Just give me my balance on a piece of paper, put it in the bag, and nobody gets hurt—understand?"
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ATM Sorry - too Greedy.
Cashpoint says: 'Your Balance: Maybe you should be sitting down ...'
'Phone number be blowed,m'dear-that's my bank balance!'
'No interest again this month - must you take it out as soon as I put it in?'
"I want a fat bank balance and a skinny body...and don't get them mixed up like you did last year!"
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'As part of our green initiative we don't send monthly statements or give transaction receipts. I can however, stamp your available balance on the back of your hand.'
'How do you expect me to balance the checkbook on your income?'
'£5000 overdrawn. . . Only kidding, but I did cure your hiccups.'
Warning on a balance enquiry at an ATM.
'I'm not really interested in checking my balance online.'
'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.'
'I spent $1,500 on ski equipment, and now not only have I no balance on the slopes, I have no balance in the bank.'
'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'
'Oh, yes. He still has a lovely, full head of hair. It's his bank balance that's receding.'
Cashpoint machine laughs at customer.
'I'll show you my balance if you show me yours.'
"Good...you've paid the bills...did the checkbook balance?"
Earl checks his balance at the bank.