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'Well your balance is OK...now let's check your credit card rating.'
Bank Balance Alarm Clock
'My bank has introduced a new 'SMS alert' service.'
'Granted, our net worth is zero but look at how easy the bookkeeping is.'
"Leadership is more than shouting loudly and showing people pictures of your bank balance!"
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'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'
"I want a fat bank balance and a skinny body...and don't get them mixed up like you did last year!"
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'As part of our green initiative we don't send monthly statements or give transaction receipts. I can however, stamp your available balance on the back of your hand.'
'£5000 overdrawn. . . Only kidding, but I did cure your hiccups.'
Warning on a balance enquiry at an ATM.
'I'm not really interested in checking my balance online.'
'I spent $1,500 on ski equipment, and now not only have I no balance on the slopes, I have no balance in the bank.'
'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'
'Oh, yes. He still has a lovely, full head of hair. It's his bank balance that's receding.'
Cashpoint machine laughs at customer.
Fast Banking - And what makes you think I want to know my bank balance instantly.
Every time I ask for my balance I get a shock.
Savings being dragged down by a mortgage.
"I think they're just checking the state of my account."
Cash machine: 'Game over.'
"I say this to you now. If I am voted in as leader it will not only benefit this country but also my bank balance."
"You always say, money doesn't make you happy. So I bought some things with it that make me happy!"
"Oh, sure, he's part of the checks and balances: He gets plenty of checks and his bank balances are great."
"I know I'm overdrawn, but like Trump, I promise to balance the budget!"
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