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Bank Fees - A claw comes out of the cash machine and pinches a customers wallet.
'Hey, this says our new bank card is now giving us 1% cash back every time we use it.'
'Gentlemen, this bank's profits are about to go sky high! I've invented the 'fee' fee!'
"A percentage of your overdraft fees goes toward feeding the hungry."
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"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."
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"The bank is now charging a 'not enough profit fee'."
"We've looked into it and agree the charges were excessive...we've issued a letter of apology which you can have for half-price..."
"Do you have a scent which will attract customers to our fees?"
'Noisy hippies...Get a job you bums!...What the ....! My bank will charge a monthly fee for - what?'
'Please don't go! We're dropping the debit card fee, look here's your five bucks back.'
We are charging a fee for using our pens now.
No Hidden Fees.
The Cycle of Cash
"Once upon a time there was a kind old bank that did not charge its customers a fee."
'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'
'How about I give you a job instead. You'd be great in our fees department!'
'What's this bank charge of £35?'
"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"
'How did I become Vice-President? You ask...I came up with the logest list of fees to charge bank customers.'
Dear Sir, You have been charged £35 for under-use of your bank account. . .
'We're happy to explain our fee structure to you as long as you understand that it will incur a fee.'
'What's this bank charge of £35?' - 'For standing there irritating me.'
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What's this bank charge of £35? For standing there and irritating me!