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Bank Fees - A claw comes out of the cash machine and pinches a customers wallet.
'Hey, this says our new bank card is now giving us 1% cash back every time we use it.'
'Yes, we offer no-fee checking accounts. For a small fee.'
'Gentlemen, this bank's profits are about to go sky high! I've invented the 'fee' fee!'
"A percentage of your overdraft fees goes toward feeding the hungry."
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"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."
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"The bank is now charging a 'not enough profit fee'."
"We've looked into it and agree the charges were excessive...we've issued a letter of apology which you can have for half-price..."
"Do you have a scent which will attract customers to our fees?"
"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."
'Noisy hippies...Get a job you bums!...What the ....! My bank will charge a monthly fee for - what?'
'Vandozen has been most creative in coming up with new fees.'
We are charging a fee for using our pens now.
'Please don't go! We're dropping the debit card fee, look here's your five bucks back.'
No Hidden Fees.
The Cycle of Cash
"Once upon a time there was a kind old bank that did not charge its customers a fee."
'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'
'How about I give you a job instead. You'd be great in our fees department!'
Small Saver Guilt.
'What's this bank charge of £35?'
"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"
'How did I become Vice-President? You ask...I came up with the logest list of fees to charge bank customers.'
Dear Sir, You have been charged £35 for under-use of your bank account. . .