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'Wow, is this what we owe?'
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"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"
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'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'
"It's people like you, Mr. Evers, constantly living beyond your means, getting so hopelessly deeper and deeper into debt, to whom our industry owes eternal gratitude."
"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."
"As part of the bank's form reduction policy, you wont' have to fill out any additional forms. Your loan application has not been approved."
'How much were you thinking of borrowing, dear?'
"I've overdrawn. To whom do I apologize?"
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'Here's a check for the loan you applied for. Please don't deposit it until Monday.'
'Our certificate of Deposit Interest rates may seem low, but I assure you, they are better than anything you can get by leaving your savings under the mattress.'
'He's out hunting for open wounds and won't be back until he needs more salt.'
'Would you like the correct time and temperature with your transaction?'
'Yes, we offer no-fee checking accounts. For a small fee.'
'You're what we call 'high risk'.'
'Why do you think I'm a predatory lender?'
'You want a loan, you say? Ha, Ha, that's a good one!....Where in the world did you hear that banks made loans?!'
'I don't think we have to ask how our bank's stress test is going.'
"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."
Man at bank sees sign: Please Do Not Feed The Bankers.
'What's your not-quite-so prime rate?'
"You deserve a lot of credit for our having so much debt."
Bank tightens credit lending.
The lender of last resort?