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The good old days of banking: 'Ok. . . now comes the tricky part.'
'Wear this on the train, it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'
"You are truly a man who loves the free market in fair weather or foul."
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"If you're not happy with the brokerage of with my service the commission checks will mean nothing to me."
'Our new savings account isn't very popular. There's been no interest in it.'
'So, how much can you lend me?'
"What's wrong, Dear—M-1,M-2, M-3 or Me?"
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"Who would ever have guessed that there'd be a golden age of debt?"
"It is unwise to have ones assets evenly divided among stocks, bonds and lottery tickets."
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"Just once, I'd like to be able to write a check without getting thrown in jail."
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Playfully skirting catastrophic failure since 1924
"Yes, the award is shaped like a pyramid, but I prefer the term Ponzi."
Hot dog vendor is struck by a new business strategy...Grilled Bankers.
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'We are prepared to make you a loan, but first you have to prove that you really don't need it,'
A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.
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'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'
'Oh, that reminds me...any word from the bank on our application for a mortgage re-fi?'
"Is this necessary, Your Honor? I'm an expert."
"Right before everything went dark I put every penny into a secret bank account under your name."
"Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Pop."
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"Overcharging, perhaps; but collusion to gouge, Senator? Never!
"At Morgan Stanley, Ms. Brimworth, we do not shout 'Bingo!'"
"A banker? Can you make a living at that?"
Canada's Mark Carney will be next governor of the Bank of England.