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"Sorry, we don't have your money anymore but if you want to see some photos of it we've taken over the years check out our website."
'That's not an accident. I left out chapter 7 and 11 on purpose.'
Company Merges/Major Layoffs/We Go Belly Up. . .
"Ladies and gentlemen, is there a bankruptcy attorney on board?"
"Still, I think we can all take some pride in being one of the signature bankruptcies of our time."
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'Wasn't it about the time you came on board that I turned the company around?'
Sign over one of three teller lines at a bank reads "Reassurances"
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"Oh, Honey - our first bankruptcy!"
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"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."
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'Just exactly how bad is our cash flow problem?'
'Can you believe I was open for six months, and not one single client?!?'
"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"
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"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"
'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'
Eventually they found someone to do the math, and because nothing added up, they went out of business.
'Since I lost my shirt on the stock market, I now only accept strong currency or gold bullion.'
When the going gets tough... Then and Now
'No wonder the company is in trouble!'
'Eddie, I recommend you buy 'large company' stocks. They could be bankrupt for years, and nobody would every know.'
"Smile when you say that about my department, J.B."
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Zen And The Art Of Bankruptcy
'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'
'Yes, our finances look bad now, but just remember honey, we always land on our feet.'
'By the time we came up with a mission statement, we were out of business.'