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"Sorry, we don't have your money anymore but if you want to see some photos of it we've taken over the years check out our website."
'Wasn't it about the time you came on board that I turned the company around?'
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businessmen, businessman, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, company, companies, bankrupt, bankruptcy, bankrupted, bankruptcies, board, boards, taking the credit, stealing the credit, vain, vanity, vainness, employee, employees, boss, bosses, manager, managers"Oh, Honey - our first bankruptcy!"
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bankruptcy, bankruptcies, bankrupted, bankrupt, bankrupted, budget, budgets, family budget, family budgets, family finances, financial, financials, money management, money-management, bill, bills, bill payer, bill payers, bill-payer, bill-payers, money skill, money skills, financial management, money problem, fiscal, irresponsible, financially irresponsible, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, fiscally responsible, fiscal irresponsibility, husband, husbands, wife, wives, proud, pride, achievement, achievements'Can you believe I was open for six months, and not one single client?!?'
Eventually they found someone to do the math, and because nothing added up, they went out of business.
'Since I lost my shirt on the stock market, I now only accept strong currency or gold bullion.'
'Eddie, I recommend you buy 'large company' stocks. They could be bankrupt for years, and nobody would every know.'
'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'
'By the time we came up with a mission statement, we were out of business.'
'I know you want financial certainty for your business. Here it is, your business is certain to fail.'
'No. The last time I tried to get my money to work for me it ran off and left me.'
'I'd like one of those loans I won't have to pay back.'
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bank, banks, banker, bankers, banked, loan, loans, bank loan, bank loans, loaner, loaners, loaned, loaning, bailout, bailouts, credit report, credit history, credit, credits, pay-back, loan repayment, loan repayments, debt, debts, debtor, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, bankrupted'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'
'All those who think change is good, say aye...'
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meeting, meetings, board room, board rooms, executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, money, wealth, wealthy, profit, profits, chart, charts, change, changes, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, board member, board members, bankrupt, bankruptcy, bankrupted'I move that we give ourselves a big bonus before the money is all gone.'