Bankrupting Cartoons and Comics

'I was wealthy on paper, but when I went broke it was in real dollars.'

'We're in the red'

"Legally you're not broke until you pay the court fees."

'Unfortunately, our margin of error turned out to be our profit margin.'

'Remember, the client's problem is our problem. Especially when the problem is bankruptcy.'

"My wife left me and ran away with someone else..."

Bought low, sold lower.

'Cheer-up, buddy! I'll just betcha after bankruptcy and restructuring, your iconic snack cake will be back in that vending machine.'

'Wow! THAT'S what I'd call progress! The founders built up the company in decades but it took us just a few months to ruin it!'

'I wish I had my money back...'

'When we take over a company, we take the lot.'

'Well, you think that there's nothing we can take away from you because you're flat broke, right? You're wrong.'

"What do you mean 'It's only money'?"

"I built a restaurant on the road less traveled."

"Why wasn't I told sooner that we went out of business, lost our lease, and had all our office furniture repossessed?"

I have two teenagers that text!