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'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, vote, votes, voting, voted, voter, voters, election, elections, choose, chooses, choosing, choice, choices, disappoint, disappoints, disappointed, disappointment, disappointments, doggy sweater, doggy sweaters, ban, bans, banning, banned, poll, polling, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'No more mergers until I get this one cleaned up.'
"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, food, sugar, heath, healthy eating, eating healthy, diet, diets, street, drug, drugs, illegal, addict, addicts, addiction, drug abuse, forbidden, banned, secret
'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'
Tags:reindeer, rudolph, red nose, drug, drugs, drugs test, drugs tests, steroid, steroids, positive, fail, fails, failing, failed, muscle, muscles, muscly, ban, bans, banned, banning, reindeer game, reindeer games, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, performance enhancing, improve, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, discussion, discussions, guest, guests, controversy, controversies, controversial, politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, pat buchanan, buchanan, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, political opinion, political opinions, etiquette, manners, banned, forbidden, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, starting an argument, starting a fighting
"I don't think this place is going to work for you Theodore."
Tags:front window, front windows, display window, display windows, storefront, storefronts, sign, signs, signage, no smoking, no dogs, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, smoking, smoker, smokers, banned, ban, bans, against the rules, rule, rules, restaurant, restaurants, health, health and safety, unhealthy, food safety, hygiene
A crowd stands outside the "Radio City" theater; a sign posted on the theater reads "No Radio".
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'It's because I'm a bull, isn't it.'
"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, discrimination, class-action, lawsuit, lawsuits, litigation, suing, illegal, illegal discrimination, ban, bans, banned, racism, social justice, equality, human rights, animal rights
Cat holding balloons with 'no dogs' signs.
"Yeah? Well, I happen to know that you're not supposed to be in here, either."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, banned, banning, drinking, pub, bar, drinker, drinkers, no dogs, no dogs allowed, social drinking, bad behaviour, unruly behaviour, kicked out, breaking the rules, break the rules, disobedient, disobedience, pub ban, pub bans, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy
No Playing Basketball with Porcupines
Tags:basketball, sports, b-ball, coincidental, coincidence, irony, ironic, discrimination, logical, logic, banned, banning, porcupines, porcupine, gymnasium, games, exercise, sport, fitness, discouraged, prevent, prevention, avert, aversion, disappointed, shunned, shunning, disappointment, discrimination, prejudice, prejudices
"Thank you for respecting my no-fly zone"
Tags:no-fly zone, no-fly, no fly zone, no fly, zone, zones, no-fly zones, no fly zones, respect, respecting, thank you, thanks, fly, flying, drone, drones, planes, plane, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, neighbourhood, neighborhood, yard, yards, front yard, backyard, back yard, sign, signs, signage, lawn, lawns, front lawn, binoculars, watching, watch, banned, ban, forbidden, bans, graffiti, restriction, restrictions, flight, flights, airspace, control, unmanned aerial vehicle, uav
The Family Joules: Part 22
Tags:comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, family, families, the family joules, superhero team, superhero teams, super-hero team, super-hero teams, parody, parodies, europe, european, european city, european cities, globe trotter, globe trotters, globe trotting, homophone, homophones, lead, handmade, barren, baron, faint, feint, llama, lama, banned, band, new, gnu, knew, nu
Man and his little dog stand outside the entrance to a shop readings a sign that says "No little yappy dogs".
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, little dog, little dogs, little, tiny, yappy, bark, barking, noisy, purse dog, purse dogs, restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, retail, shop, shops, store, stores, front window, front windows, entrance, entrances, front door, front doors, sign, signs, signage, exclusion, excluded, excluding, ban, bans, banned, forbid, forbidden, prohibit, prohibition, not allowed, rule, rules, annoying, modern life
A barricade that reads "Police Line - No video cameras beyond this point."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, police line, police lines, barricade, barricades, ban, bans, banned, forbidden, camera, cameras, video camera, video cameras, scandal, scandals, police brutality, police misconduct, violence, abuse of authority, excessive force, media, journalism, press, problem, problems, evidence, proof, video, videos, film, films, obstruction, justice, crime, law, hiding, hidden, politics, news
"That means you, pal!"
Tags:bus, buses, taking the bus, riding the bus, bus driver, bus drivers, driver, drivers, trumpet, trumpets, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, musician, musicians, sign, signs, rules, rules, regulation, regulations, restriction, restrictions, ban, banned, music, no music, public transportation, passenger, passengers, rider, riders, customer, customers, bus company, bus companies, commuting, commute, commuter, commuters, silent, silence
'Can't you read? It says 'no smocking'!'
"Jerk! They know me here!!"
Pharmacy: 'It's a miracle drug because it hasn't been taken off the market yet.'
One more reason why puns should be banned from the workplace.
"It's an eviction notice. Who cares what font they used?"